I cracked up. https://kasm.blogspot.com/2010/07/few-more-obvious-tips-for-not-very-good.html
So what are your 4 things that you specialize in? I'm a crap homemaker so I'd say bbqing chicken so it is just done right, picking outfits for my kid, taking photos of said kid with enough blur in the background so you can't see the mess, and I have no idea what my fourth thing is!
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That made me smile!
I am really good at washing and folding baby diapers and I can toss together a great dinner from anything left in the house when I forget to go shopping.
But really by huge skill is hiding the messy house quickly when people are coming over;) Just dont look in my garage!!
Thats f-ing brilliant!
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I suck all around too.
I make a pretty good lasagne. I kick a$$ at laundry(but I don't iron.) I can burn a candle that smells like I am making a yummy cake. I have also shared before that I can wear a sweet push up bra that makes me have fabulous cleavage so that hubby doesn't noticed the messy house or the fact that I didn't cook dinner.
A good lasagne gets you really far. And a good push up bra.
I LOVE your siggy pic! So cute and totally one to save forever.
LOL
I read about a lady who had a great system for getting laundry done. She did towels on Monday, sheets on Tuesday, kids' clothes on Wednesday, adult clothes on Thursday and oh my gosh I want to kill myself. You're supposed to wash sheets?
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I'm sending this link to everyone I know.
Being a Tolkien geek, I particularly like the part about "Hey, they didn't call him Gandalf the Citrus Moderne, did they?"
And you ladies are just as hysterical.
Four things...hmm. I make great chocolate desserts. I read an awesome bedtime story. I'm generally a very nice person. I talked DH into hiring a housecleaner.
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Awesome!
Lets see....I make a mean margarita, I can make a fab spaghetti sauce, I am the queen of making the house look clean by throwing everything in the "Spare room", and am great at buying things to help me be more organized....but not great at using them.
that was a great article!
I make awesome salads, mac/cheese, take credit for the house cleaners, and always have spotless counter tops so you don't notice the rest of the mess.
Hmmm...four? I don't know about that! I am awesome at laundry. I can read a mean story. I clean cat litter like a champ (even though I DESPISE this job and hope to be pregnant for the rest of my life, not so I can have a Duggar clan, but so I can never, ever clean that darn litter box again!). I can dress O in a cute outfit in about 35 seconds flat. Not bad for a wiggly guy...
Yay! I made it to four! Now I feel much, much better about my crappy homemaking skills.