February 2011 Moms

Madame Zaritska gender predictor

Madame Zaritska's Baby Birth Predictions – Pregnancy & Baby

 

This is obviously just for kicks ...(or at least I hope so, otherwise I am going to have a frighteningly large baby!)

 

The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and some blonde hair.

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  • That was pretty funny! My baby will be a girl, born late in the night will weigh 4 lbs., 11 oz and be 19.5 inches long with blue eyes, blonde hair. Huh?
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  • I'm pretty sure I am not going to have a baby this big:

     The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and curly red hair.

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  • This is so funny.  Thanks for sharing.  Here's my prediction, and like you all, I seriously doubt the baby will be this big:

     The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have light green eyes and some auburn hair.

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  • What's with all the giant babies Madame Z?  LOL!

    The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your b aby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and a lot of red hair.

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  • To fun. Thank you for sharing.

    The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and a little patch of auburn hair.

  • Well I would hope it's wrong....lol

    The day you deliver, outside will be fair. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 40 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and fluffy red hair.

    40 hours of labor and fluffy red hair, I don't know a person on either sides of our family that has red hair!! Indifferent

  • The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 35 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and curly black hair.

     

     

    lol ill have some explaining to do as well if the baby has curly black hair. we both have blonde. ive got green eyes and hes got blue....the girl part is right though.....this was fun

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  • The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have dark blue eyes and some brown hair.

     

    Hmmm, both DH and I have brown hair and blue eyes, so we're pretty sure baby will, too. And I was about 8 lbs at birth, and so was DH. And our early sono said boy. So this could be accurate Stick out tongue

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  • The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

     

    I was hoping for a shorter labor, but at least it will be a sunny late night! lol

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  • HAHA!!  Love it!! Here's mine, not to bad.  Happy Friday Everyone! Big Smile 

     

    The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and some red hair.

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  • So the genetics of this prediction could actually be accurate, but I take issue with a 12 lb 8 oz 18.5" baby...am I going to give birth to a CUBE!?  Indifferent Yeee-ikes! 

    The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and curly auburn hair.

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  • That's funny!  I sure hope my labor is less than 30 hours and the baby weighs more than 5 lbs, and if the baby has black hair, I have some explaining to do :)...

    The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 30 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and a lot of black hair.

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  • This was my prediction:

    The day you deliver, outside will be stormy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and barely there auburn hair.

    I'm going to have a very, long labor and give birth to a short, chubby girl.  I like the giving birth to a girl part, but not too thrill to have a over 9 lb. baby.

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  • Thanks for sharing! I'm bored at work anyway lol.  None of these things are out of the realm of possibilities; however the 35 hour labor sounds terrible!

    The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 35 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light green eyes and a little patch of red hair.

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  • That was fun.  She is obviously wrong since we found out we are having a boy yesterday. And I really hope he doesn't weigh that much.

    The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and curly brown hair.

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  • The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light violet eyes and fluffy auburn hair.

    Violet eyes?!?!?! And how warm can it be in February in Ohio??? Hahahahaha.

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  • The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 35 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark blue eyes and some brown hair.

    35 hours?  That's a long-a$$ scheduled c/s!!  LOL

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  • hahaha

     

    The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blonde hair.

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  • 18 hours of labor would actually be nice since DD was 26 hours. The weight, however, I doubt will happen. DD was 6lbs12oz.

    The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have dark blue eyes and fluffy auburn hair. 

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  • Funny to share...I would be amazed at the dark blue eyes! 

     

    The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark blue eyes and a little patch of auburn hair.

     

    If you know what the sex is, is this matching up?  Just curious, we still don't know yet.

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  • Wow... let's hope its wrong on the 16 hour labor and the almost 14 pound baby!

    The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and fluffy black hair.

  • Cute, I love it!

     

    The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and fluffy black hair.

  • The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and a little patch of blonde hair.

    Thank goodness she gave me a reasonable sized baby! haha

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  • The day you deliver, outside will be fair. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and barely there brown hair.

    12lbs is way too much! Everything else sounds ok though. 

  • The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and a lot of red hair.
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  • The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and a lot of blonde hair.

    LOL! If our child has lots of blonde hair, H will be demanding a paternity test!

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  • Seeing these 12 pounders makes me glad for a 10 pounder. Ha.

     "The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and barely there black hair."

    While green eyes are beautiful, I think my husband would give me the boot since we both have blue.

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  • I'm okay with most of this. Not the 20hours of labor though! And I'm going to doubt the weather will be hot in mid-Feb Hmm

    The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and fluffy black hair.

  • Hmm.  Believable.  But if labor lasts 30 hours, this kid is grounded from day one!

    The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 30 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and curly black hair.

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  • The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and barely there blonde hair.

     

    That was mine .. lol

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  • That was fun!!! I'm not looking forward to the 25 hours of labor or the 14 lb baby.Crying.  lol

  • Not likely for either time frame or for weight, but still humerous. (I think those numbers would be the combination of the two boys I've already had.)

    The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and a lot of auburn hair. 


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  • The day you deliver, outside will be stormy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and fluffy red hair.

    Funny, DH is a red head and I always say how much I'd love a little red head. I can deal with 4 hours of labor.. Stick out tongue

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  • Thanks for sharing Emily, this is so cute!!  I'm not sure about mine though, giving birth to something this rotund, will leave me a changed woman for sure!!

     The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and a lot of blonde hair.

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