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Cow Insemination

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My FIL has cattle, and today he was telling us about how he artificially inseminates them.  He said that there's this shot he gives them and he has 24 hours after that to do the job.  Without thinking, I blurted out, "They make those shots for people too!  I took one last night!"  I bet it was pretty awkward for him, but he laughed it off pretty well!
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  • JayandTay09JayandTay09
    BAHAHAHAHA!!! I seriously just laughed out loud...DH is looking at me like I am nuts...But that is just so funny!
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  • bbhalphenbbhalphen member
    We also got to see his big vat of bull semen.
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  • jennsadye1979jennsadye1979

    imagebbhalphen:
    We also got to see his big vat of bull semen.

    Ick! Sounds like the last frat party I went too many moons ago...blargh.

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  • KristysRedBarnKristysRedBarn
    LOL!  DH grew up on a dairy farm and I few up with beef cows.  We took over DH's family dairy for a year.  Try explaining to your Amish FIL that there is bcp feed for cattle to regulate their cycles to make AI easier.  It was a super awkward conversation.
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  • ColindaPColindaP member
    omg. You are such a dork!
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  • Aubs13Aubs13 member

    imagebbhalphen:
    My FIL has cattle, and today he was telling us about how he artificially inseminates them.  He said that there's this shot he gives them and he has 24 hours after that to do the job.  Without thinking, I blurted out, "They make those shots for people too!  I took one last night!"  I bet it was pretty awkward for him, but he laughed it off pretty well!

    LMAO!  That is fvcking funny!  At least he laughed it off, though.  That had to help with the awkwardness a little.

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  • DoingItRightDoingItRight member
    How funny.  My dad does his cows and pigs.
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  • Olive44Olive44 member
    That's hilarious!  I love that you blurted that out!
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  • bbhalphenbbhalphen member

    imageKristysRedBarn:
    LOL!  DH grew up on a dairy farm and I few up with beef cows.  We took over DH's family dairy for a year.  Try explaining to your Amish FIL that there is bcp feed for cattle to regulate their cycles to make AI easier.  It was a super awkward conversation.

    LOL! Apparently, there's a whole world of cow RE-type business that I didn't know about.

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    ::snort::
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  • maceymay1816maceymay1816 member
    That's hysterical.  Now you know that TTC has officially taken over you life when you blurt out things like that.  {I do it all the time and actually have been using bump lingo without realizing it.}
    Married 8/23/09 Dx: Endometriosis mc 2003, mc 2005, mc Oct. 2009 and ectopic pg Feb. 2010 Baby Girl Gracie Mae born 5 weeks early on 7/6/11. Baby boy JT born full term on 7/5/12. We are blessed!
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