So in summary... The Sasha Chronicles.

Emjay221 · September 2010

In July this chick shows up and asks some stupid pregnancy questions. But she won't take a test.

This weekend, she shows up and has two tickers saying she's 14 weeks, one for a girl, and one for a boy, with names. But she won't take a test and find out if she is pregnant.

So, she gets ripped up and made fun of in the usual accepted manner.

Monday, she invades the baby name board asking for names for her cousins and friends babies, but the names are from Dawson's Creek, One tree Hill, and the like. We laugh at her. I perform my bumply duties and out her insanity for the women who bother posting to her.

She has a hissy and makes an alterego named MommytoLandonCarter, who just happens to be from a walk to remember. And then Mommy comes to her defense. It's obvious who it is, and we all laugh at her too.

So yesterday.... she sent me PM's telling me what a meanie I am.

These are the facts we have learned in the last 24 hours:

Then while I was at work, she finally confesses that she's 17.

We have now determined she lives in a trailer park with a "close" relationship with her brothers. Who regularly come into the room to spend time together. It seems her brothers also enjoy the family porn business too.

Mom and dad have multiple kids the same age because apparently they can't keep to each other.

Her grandparents offed themselves 5 years ago, in something that was made to look like a home invasion.

Her mom thinks her activities are funny. Her brothers also enjoy reading the bump... (weird!).

She attends a school for that has a study hall for Bump time.

She really lacks education though, so should be studying in said study hall.

And all of her posts are boring and childish. But it was fun to see that her middle school mind continues to come back on line in between visits with her brothers to try to "piss off the women on the bump".

DIAGNOSIS::::: Kid with no life. We need someone new, because this girl is reallllly boring.

It's really not fun anymore now that I know it's a kid. It was more fun when we thought it was a crazy lady, but the kid thing ruined it for me.

NEXT.

kapowski23 · September 2010

Laurney needs to come back. She was pure killer psychoness.

Emjay221 · September 2010

Yep. Seems we got cheated with this kid-drama. I feel so violated... and robbed.

Molluskwrangler · September 2010

It's true, I miss her as well. The long rambling posts about Shatner and feeling the egg and sperm meet were definite win.

I plan on just blocking Sasha, maybe she will go away if we all ignore her.

buckeyebrat · September 2010

I missed so much being sick and asleep!! Thankfully, I'm all caught up now, and got a hearty laugh this morning!

kapowski23 · September 2010

Agreed. I'm over her. : ( Hopefully we have someone show up in the next few days. LOL

janecanadian · September 2010

I think she got what she wanted...a lot of people have invested a lot of time and energy into her.

Emjay221 · September 2010

I won't be posting in any more of her nonsense threads. This is the last she will get from me. And my post looking for her replacement... but that's not so much about her as looking for someone to step-up.

locash · September 2010

Please let this be the last 2 posts you make about her. You are the main reason she keeps coming back. If you're so bored with it, just let it go. For the sake of all things holy. No more - it wasn't even remotely interesting to begin with.

AimeeL85 · September 2010

I think there needs to be some sort of interview process so we make sure we get the best psycho out there...they need to be able to hold our attention.

Emjay221 · September 2010

cruelsound:
locash:
Please let this be the last 2 posts you make about her. You are the main reason she keeps coming back. If you're so bored with it, just let it go. For the sake of all things holy. No more - it wasn't even remotely interesting to begin with.

Party pooper. :P

I was just going to say that. See Locash? That's why no one loves you!

CruelSound: My boyfriend said the other day, who is this cruel sound? She your partner in crime? I said she just might be!

kapowski23 · September 2010

AimeeL85:
I think there needs to be some sort of interview process so we make sure we get the best psycho out there...they need to be able to hold our attention.

Qualifications Needed: Pathological liar, hypochondriac, unusual sex drive, unusual sexual arousal, and preferably an attraction to Shatner. LOL

Emjay221 · September 2010

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/40544092.aspx

DING DING DING. We have a winner! I posted this in the replacement wanted thread to. I've never seen creepier!

kapowski23 · September 2010

Emjay221:
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/40544092.aspx
DING DING DING. We have a winner! I posted this in the replacement wanted thread to. I've never seen creepier!

But she never posts anymore.

Emjay221 · September 2010

Yeah. :-( Guess we are stuck waiting for the next "I am in pain and have cramps, but I can't be pregnant... even though there is a head hanging out of my vagina" post.