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My new Get Pregnant Plan

CarrieLeigh84CarrieLeigh84 member
in TTC After a Loss 6 Months+

Here it is:

Be the biggest fvcking twat known to man kind, be self absorbed, self-involved and an outright b!tch. 

Works for some, right?

Stillbirth at 23w6d on Sept, 22, 2008 M/C at 5 weeks June 14, 2010 My miracle, James Frederick born May 2, 2011 via C-section
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  • babygirlpriestbabygirlpriest
    I am unable to find a single flaw in this new plan of your's. Genius, I say!
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  • CarrieLeigh84CarrieLeigh84 member

    imagebabygirlpriest:
    I am unable to find a single flaw in this new plan of your's. Genius, I say!

    That's right. Because I'm wonderful and never wrong (see! my plan is already underway!)

    Stillbirth at 23w6d on Sept, 22, 2008 M/C at 5 weeks June 14, 2010 My miracle, James Frederick born May 2, 2011 via C-section
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  • PeetiePiePeetiePie
    Correction my dear, I'm afraid it works for most. 
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  • KristysRedBarnKristysRedBarn
    Add in lots of drinking and you'll be set.
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    Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle!
    April 2011 CP @ 5 weeks
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  • ERICA21779ERICA21779
    ha ha, can't find a single thing wrong with this plan!!  
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  • Mocha GirlMocha Girl

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  • babes12babes12 member
    sure does work for some!  i think i'll try that plan too. 
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic 8.15.07 NATHAN 6.13.09 - 6.14.09 WYATT born 32w3d Gone too soon, RIP. 4.21.10 BFP - missed m/c - D&C on 5.27.10. 1.31.11 BFP - 1st cycle IUI + Follistim + Trigger (2 mature follies)Beta 1 @ 13dpiui: 199 Beta 2 @ 15dpiui: 527 10.7.11 ELIANA(Ellie)ROSE (39w3d)Team Green turned Team Pink - VBAC & ALL NATURAL 6lbs 11oz 19 &1/2in
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  • writergirl5786writergirl5786 member
    Works for most ppl. Yougo girl!
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  • jennsadye1979jennsadye1979
    Seriously, go for it!!
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  • BabyMimiBabyMimi
    don't forget to chain smoke and you should be KU next month! The plan is foolproof.
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  • michroccmichrocc member
    imageMocha Girl:

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    Does anyone else think Jennifer Garner looks slightly pissed in this pic?  Like, when a good foe defeats you and you're mad as hell but you have to clap and give them their propers?  It makes me laugh. 

     

    BFP#1 10/19/09, m/c 12/5/09, BFP#2 2/03/12, m/c 2/12/12, BFP#3 3/18/13, LO born 11/22/13

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  • Court1Court1
    I like it!  My new plan was to eat like sh$t & drink tons & tons of wine....& maybe take up smoking.  That works for so many people I know.
    Connor Thomas 6/6/08. Discovered missed miscarriage at 17 wks 3 days, D&C 11/25/09. Please, please, please - BFP 5/21/11, EDD 2/1/11. Beta@12DPO=52, Beta@14DPO=158. U/S 7/7/11 shows strong baby measuring a couple days ahead!!! Pregnancy Ticker
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  • EntropicEponaEntropicEpona member
    I fully support this new plan. Throw in some hookers and blow for good measure, though. You want some guarantees here.

    12 long, hard years of TTC-
    Miscarriages, losses, lots of treatments & drugs & IVF


    Natural BFP (WTF?!) - 06/04/11 ~ lots of complication and drama, but sweet baby Adele born 02/07/12!

    BFP #million -another girl for us! EDD - 05-08-15 (but will come early)

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  • maceymay1816maceymay1816 member

    Oh Carrie you forgot to add be:  be an unemployed crackhead, street walker who is milking the system to buy cigarettes, beer and crack. 

    You see around these parts, that seems to be a complete recipe for a successful pregnancy. 

    Married 8/23/09 Dx: Endometriosis mc 2003, mc 2005, mc Oct. 2009 and ectopic pg Feb. 2010 Baby Girl Gracie Mae born 5 weeks early on 7/6/11. Baby boy JT born full term on 7/5/12. We are blessed!
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  • Aubs13Aubs13 member
    You, my dear, are a genius.
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  • damabo80damabo80 member
    imageCarrieLeigh84:

    Here it is:

    Be the biggest fvcking twat known to man kind, be self absorbed, self-involved and an outright b!tch. 

    Works for some, right?

    ::lurking::

    I suggest to change to title of your post to "my new zomg prego plan". And, throw in the word "prego" to every post/conversation...it should increase your chances by about 8-10%. If you use prego multiple times in a post, then you'll increase your chances of PG by 11-14%.


    BFP #1 via IUI ~ L (Fatal Birth Defect) 4/7/10
    BFP #2 via IUI ~ m/c
    BFP #3 via cancelled IUI ~ C (2lb 3oz; HELLP) 5/16/11
    BFP #4 via the natural (free!) way ~ E (8lb 11oz) 9/13/12
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  • GuppyAmyGuppyAmy member
    That sounds as reasonable as some of the other things we do!
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  • Olive44Olive44 member
    After reading the two posts on TTCAL this morning, I would say this plan will guarantee you a BFP.
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  • mlmtggmlmtgg
    whoa. I think you are on to something.
    m/c#1 07/16/08 (11 weeks), m/c#2 10/10/08 (8 weeks). and then nothing since except every test possible (no answers). IUI#1 and #2: BFNs Super lucky to be buddies with Peetie. Our out of nowhere, surprise DD born 5/29/2011
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  • surfergirlkonasurfergirlkona
    guaranteed indeed
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  • lindsay.loulindsay.lou member
    imageCarrieLeigh84:

    Works for some, right?

    Based on my own personal experiences, it seems to work for MOST. 

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  • butterfly843butterfly843
    I think it's a great plan. After this second loss dh told me we should just stop working and live off the state since that seems to work for so many.

    Jenn

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    IVF#1 BFN IVF#2 BFP, loss at 19 weeks FET#1 BFN IVF#3 BFP, m/c FET#2 BFN

    Missing our twins Zachary and Madison, lost at 19 weeks on 11/13/09, edd 4/9/10

    BFP 7/17/10, m/c 7/25/10, edd 3/25/11

    Ectopic, lost left tube 4/20/11, edd 12/6/11

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  • AGFasoAGFaso
    imagemichrocc:
    imageMocha Girl:

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    Does anyone else think Jennifer Garner looks slightly pissed in this pic?  Like, when a good foe defeats you and you're mad as hell but you have to clap and give them their propers?  It makes me laugh. 

     

    Yes!! I was thinking the same thing! She's like shaking her head or something...Not happy 

    BFP 11/09...M/C 1/27/10...TTCAL 3/2010...IUI #1 9/2010 = BFN IUI #2 10/29/2010 = TWINS! EDD 7/25/2010 C-SECTION 7/7/11 at 37.5wks due to severe pre-eclampsia. Liliana born 6lb7oz and Anthony born 5lb4oz Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
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