aaaaaand it begins.

MrsTotty · August 2010

A coworker patted my tummy this morning and said, 'good morning baby!'

::sigh:: It's going to be a loooong 7 months.

SeasideBride06 · August 2010

I agree! I also got my first couple of pats yesterday at work...awkward!

samanthahollman · August 2010

that's why I'm glad we haven't told anyone yet. =o)

NickysMommy · August 2010

I hate this with my previous pregnancies, I eventually told a co-worker that unlike when you rub a budas tummy I would not bring them good luck but would probably throw up on them.

SeasideBride06 · August 2010

JSMFamily:
that's why I'm glad we haven't told anyone yet. =o)

I couldn't hide it now if I tried...

At this point, I look like I did at 20 weeks with DD.

MrsTotty · August 2010

SeasideBride06:
JSMFamily:
that's why I'm glad we haven't told anyone yet. =o)
I couldn't hide it now if I tried...
At this point, I look like I did at 20 weeks with DD.

Yup. The only way to hide it now is to wear maternity shirts. And then people would ask why I'm wearing maternity shirts, lol. It was easier just to tell everyone.

Molluskwrangler · August 2010

Do you want me to send you some mace Totty? It's the option I've decided to go with, people will learn real fast lol.

luvdv8 · August 2010

Ugh! I actually slapped my MIL hands last time- belly is a no touch zone! I called out a woman in the grocery store once and asked her if I could poke at her breasts- why to you want to rub your hands up against the swelling of my uterus?!?!? DH is the only one allowed to touch the belly!

Just reading this made me cringe- I'm dreading the protective ninja moves again!

Krissi~n~Justin · August 2010

Barf. I would die!

drpayne · August 2010

luvdv8:
Ugh! I actually slapped my MIL hands last time- belly is a no touch zone! I called out a woman in the grocery store once and asked her if I could poke at her breasts- why to you want to rub your hands up against the swelling of my uterus?!?!? DH is the only one allowed to touch the belly!
Just reading this made me cringe- I'm dreading the protective ninja moves again!

I will have to remember this one Not looking forward to this part. I might punch someone.

Brittanie_1987 · August 2010

Oh, gross! I hate touchy people! lol

MrsTotty · August 2010

I think I was 6 - 7 months pregnant with Jack when a coworker walked up to me one day, grabbed my bump with BOTH HANDS and started SHAKING it up and down and making kissy faces. I was so shocked I didn't know what to do, and then a bystander said something like, 'OMG that is so inappropriate!' and then grabbed the coworkers belly fat and started shaking IT, lol.

It was probably the funniest thing I've ever witnessed. Coworker never touched me again, lol.

biblionerd · August 2010

MrsTotty:
I think I was 6 - 7 months pregnant with Jack when a coworker walked up to me one day, grabbed my bump with BOTH HANDS and started SHAKING it up and down and making kissy faces. I was so shocked I didn't know what to do, and then a bystander said something like, 'OMG that is so inappropriate!' and then grabbed the coworkers belly fat and started shaking IT, lol.
It was probably the funniest thing I've ever witnessed. Coworker never touched me again, lol.

Oh my god that it priceless. I would pay to see that.

GreenBride624 · August 2010

MrsTotty:

I think I was 6 - 7 months pregnant with Jack when a coworker walked up to me one day, grabbed my bump with BOTH HANDS and started SHAKING it up and down and making kissy faces. I was so shocked I didn't know what to do, and then a bystander said something like, 'OMG that is so inappropriate!' and then grabbed the coworkers belly fat and started shaking IT, lol.

It was probably the funniest thing I've ever witnessed. Coworker never touched me again, lol.

I LOVE this!!! S/he would be my new best friend!!!

2bejunebride06 · August 2010

MrsTotty:
I think I was 6 - 7 months pregnant with Jack when a coworker walked up to me one day, grabbed my bump with BOTH HANDS and started SHAKING it up and down and making kissy faces. I was so shocked I didn't know what to do, and then a bystander said something like, 'OMG that is so inappropriate!' and then grabbed the coworkers belly fat and started shaking IT, lol.
It was probably the funniest thing I've ever witnessed. Coworker never touched me again, lol.

This is hilarious...and unbelievably awkward! I have no idea what I would have done in that situation.

When I was 6 weeks pg with DD a not-so-close friend rubbed my stomach and said "hello baby". I promptly told her that what she was rubbing was in fact my stomach and not the baby. I told her the baby was much lower and I didn't feel comfortable with her touching me there. I don't think she touched my stomach again.

Lucky_Dragonfly · August 2010

oh jeez...

2bejunebride06 · August 2010

MrsTotty:
I think I was 6 - 7 months pregnant with Jack when a coworker walked up to me one day, grabbed my bump with BOTH HANDS and started SHAKING it up and down and making kissy faces. I was so shocked I didn't know what to do, and then a bystander said something like, 'OMG that is so inappropriate!' and then grabbed the coworkers belly fat and started shaking IT, lol.
It was probably the funniest thing I've ever witnessed. Coworker never touched me again, lol.

This is hilarious...and unbelievably awkward! I have no idea what I would have done in that situation.

When I was 6 weeks pg with DD a not-so-close friend rubbed my stomach and said "hello baby". I promptly told her that what she was rubbing was in fact my stomach and not the baby. I told her the baby was much lower and I didn't feel comfortable with her touching me there. I don't think she touched my stomach again.