What kind of loser gets a maternity massage when she's not pregnant?

eminbmore · August 2010

This kind ::points to self::

Yup, today I had a maternity massage, and I'm 100% not knocked up. It was awesome :-/

The story is that today we went to the spa for my sister's bachelorette party. When I booked it, I wasn't sure if I'd be pregnant now or not - I knew I'd be at the end of my 2ww, and I wanted to be sure that I could get a maternity massage so that they didn't massage the pressure points that are no good, blah blah blah. So we show up at the spa today, and in front of the group of people, the masseuse goes "ok, who is having the maternity massage? How far along are you?" And I had to explain. Fun times I tell you, fun times!