February 2011 Moms

I have turned into one of those little old ladies

that farts when they sit down to pee.

You know the ones? That used to make you giggle? Yeah, Karma is paying me back.

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  • hahaha! I do that most of the time anyways lol
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  • That's funny!  I have been doing it too!  Especially my middle of the night pees when I'm trying to be really quiet!!!
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  • Lol. I think it happens to the best of us. Embarrassed

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  • I laughed SO HARD, my milkshake almost came out of my nose! Hilarious. All you are doing is saying what we all go through too - I'm not embarrassed or ashamed!! LOL
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  • lol! It still makes me laugh even when its me!!
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  • The best is when you have your LO with you in the restroom at a public place and they start laughing at you uncontrolably yelling "Mommy you FARTED!!"
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  • hahahah! I get so scared everyday at work that this will happen to me. The bathroom walls are SO thin, that you can hear everybody's business. Each time I sit, I'm like please please please don't fart!!! couple times one slipped. teehee
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  • imagemandi.odonnell:
    The best is when you have your LO with you in the restroom at a public place and they start laughing at you uncontrolably yelling "Mommy you FARTED!!"

    Oh that is baaaad!

    And yes, I still laugh even when it's me.

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  • Not that I'm miss manners or anything, but one of my pet peeves is to hear people burp or fart in front of me... like they're being funny or because they feel "comfortable" around me.  UGH!  I can't even tolerate DH doing such a thing... and he won't because he knows I'll freak out.

    Now, I can be in mid sentence and a frat boy burp will come out of me.  

    GROSS!  It humiliating!

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  • i have always done that!  Embarrassed
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  • ::raises hand:: Add me to the list of pee-farters. LOL!!


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  • I have this AND the walking farts. You know, when every time you take a step a small, loud fart escapes? Embarrassed Yeah... My kids think it's hilarious to 'hear' me coming up the steps!!
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  • This happens to even the best of us. It is most embarrassing Embarrassed though when you are in church, a movie theater, or a meeting at work. The one?s you can not silence as you release them - that is. I am sorry to here of those when you have a LO in there with you.

    Wilma

    ETA: Just something else to look forward to.


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