My husband is disgusting (tmi alert)

Aniegbuna · August 2010

He does not stop passing gas! Seriously I feel like I'm gonna pass out here!

tigers413 · August 2010

I know how you feel DH does that a lot too! Ick!

ala_1220 · August 2010

Ha...mine is the exact same way!!! I don't understand it...we eat the same things!!!

PinkGirlInCali · August 2010

Ha. My DH was the same until I limited his dairy supply. Your DH might be slightly lactose intolerant. Ask him to not have dairy for a few days as an experiment, you will probably notice a big difference.

Aniegbuna · August 2010

Well I actually know what the problem is. We are both very into fitness and he lifts like 5 days a week. To get more bulk he drinks protein shakes. I have been trying to get him off it but he obviously doesn't listen to me. Maybe if I get KU soon he'll have some more consideration and stop. Ugh he just let one rip as I am typing!

mandy6418 · August 2010

Mine does that too....Im like "hey, do you think thats hot? Because its not. Its a total turn off." LOL

tctibbe · August 2010

I feel your pain!! My nasty DH does the same thing all the time. Its really disgusting and most of the time I pull the not sexy card too. Gross!

CashewsMommy · August 2010

My DH does that all of the time! I can't say it's gross because I do it too. We're a match made in gassy heaven.

serendipity · August 2010

Aaron is slightly lactose intolerant, so he has to take Lactaid with any dairy product. ::side note - what a horrible name for it::

But even with that, sometimes his gas will give our dog's a run for its money, and sometimes it totally annihilates it. I'll literally make him leave the room if he has to, or if one "slips out" Confused then I head back to the bedroom.

And don't you hate when the funk fog follows them around? He'll come back after 5 minutes, sometimes, and the damn cloud comes with him like it's attached by a string.

spincat9 · August 2010

Wow, I must have an unusual DH - he never does that around me! In fact, I'm not sure he does it! He never belches either (I on the other hand belch like a truck driver...). He's so funny about stuff like that!

BTW, love the comment about the fog following him around like it's attached with a string...too funny!

BabyTrippin · August 2010

LOL! Why do they get such amusement out of torturing us? Bill thinks it is hilarious to trap me in the car with his stink.

Aniegbuna · August 2010

I got you beat. When we are cuddling and having a lovely moment, he proceeds to fart and hold me down so I am forced to smell it! Horrible! lol!

millejj1 · August 2010

DH isn't so bad about that. But then again my father was awful about it, so maybe it's just perspective! When he does do it he always blames the dog.

Rawr08 · August 2010

OMG Will they ever get over it? Mine will do "scoops" to me, where he tried to scoop it up into my face, or trap me under the blanket. URGH, and apparently he thinks we have fart wars (we don't) but he told people at work, so in his mind I am trying to "out-do" him. LOL And Cashew, I love "a match made in gassy heaven"!

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