TTCAL Terms and Such That Make No Sense (Making No Sense Mentioned)

Scout05 · August 2010

Fertile Ho - my fault (and I think I first spelled it Fertile Hoe, because I am smooth like that.) Any smug pregnant woman. Not all pregnant women are FHs, it should be noted.

Goat - Mrs.015 gets the credit there (she is a recent grad to PAL, with the birth of her little boy Colin). It had to do with hearding...and people coming in and we couldn't heard them...I don't remember. It just really stuck.

Tyra - clearly, I don't need to elaborate why Tyra is the be all, end of all of everything.

Mentioned (Mentioned): that sexy slore Texas came up with this one. It's Bump protocol to put (pregnancy mentioned, TMI mentioned, I'll kill the FHs mentioned) and Tex thought it was funny so she started putting random and non-necessary stuff in ().

Sighn - Idiot fishing goat came by and kept asking about preggo "sighns." When called on it, she called us all bitter meanie heads.

Kharma - Idiot fishing goat came by and said that we all had miscarriages as "kharma" for being bitter meanie heads.

Wumping - Wine + Bumping = Wumping

Cake Balls - hee hee, balls. See Christmas, 2009.

Okay, oldies, what am I missing here?

damabo80 · August 2010

ambrandau2:

Wumping - Wine + Bumping = Wumping

ah. Much appreciated. For some reason, I thought it was a form of pre or post BDing. Couldn't figure it out.

mkoelker · August 2010

You are awesome

jms2005 · August 2010

damabo80:
ambrandau2:

Wumping - Wine + Bumping = Wumping

ah. Much appreciated. For some reason, I thought it was a form of pre or post BDing. Couldn't figure it out.

Um, yeah, it totally is. Wink

Mocha Girl · August 2010

"FFS"

I don't think this is TTCAL specific, but I rarely see it anywhere else.

ETA: Guess I should say what it means! "For Fvck's Sake"

writergirl5786 · August 2010

Mocha Girl:
"FFS"
I don't think this is TTCAL specific, but I rarely see it anywhere else.
ETA: Guess I should say what it means! "For Fvck's Sake"

awesome!! i have been wondering/guessing on this one for a long time but never wanted to asked!

i always thought it was "fvcking fertile sh!t" or something like that i would always make up funny things

rjl07 · August 2010

Mind Fetus (MF) - Phantom symptoms we all get in the 2ww, but these sighns are especially prevalent in goats who are fishing for us to tell them they are preggo. My buddy Sonadora gets credit for this one I think.

Scout05 · August 2010

rjl07:
Mind Fetus (MF) - Phantom symptoms we all get in the 2ww, but these sighns are especially prevalent in goats who are fishing for us to tell them they are preggo. My buddy Sonadora gets credit for this one I think.

OOOOHHH, good catch. Very important.

AGFaso · August 2010

damabo80:
ambrandau2:

Wumping - Wine + Bumping = Wumping

ah. Much appreciated. For some reason, I thought it was a form of pre or post BDing. Couldn't figure it out.

Thats ok Dawn, I thought it meant bumping from Work....