Your siggy reminded me. We have these beer coozies that are like slap bracelets so they hug your beer nice. We decided one day it'd be fun to put them around the dogs' front legs and see what they'd do. They made Fletcher run with his front legs straight out - a la parade horses or the 3rd Reich hyena scene in Lion King. We might have entertained ourselves for, umm, way too long putting them around his legs and then running away and calling him to us.
Re: BBHME (siggy cat ment'd)
Tremendous.
This is also why I love wrapping Christmas presents. There is nothing more fun than putting scotch tape on the top, left or right of the cat and laughing my ass off as it crouches down, scoots to the right or to the left and invariably runs into sh!t.