I can barely stay awake today, let alone be funny.
For realz.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Uhm I am not so funny, but I am however, a Certifiable Twat Waffle! And there are those who can vouch for that...
I happen to like twat waffles!
with or without syrup?
Strawberry flavored syrup from ihop..
speaking of where the heck did i put my coffee???
::GASP:: DONT YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DRINK COFFEE YOUR BABY IS DRINKING COFFEE!
I feel sorry for your children! What kind of mother are you! BF FAIL!
Thats why she has those extra toes??? Well crap!
::sigh:: must I learn you everything! Extra toes come from eating bad during pregnancy, you know hot dogs, lunch meat that isnt steamed, sushi...BF'ing while drinking coffee causes a 3rd row of teeth!
Uhm I am not so funny, but I am however, a Certifiable Twat Waffle! And there are those who can vouch for that...
I happen to like twat waffles!
with or without syrup?
Strawberry flavored syrup from ihop..
speaking of where the heck did i put my coffee???
::GASP:: DONT YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DRINK COFFEE YOUR BABY IS DRINKING COFFEE!
I feel sorry for your children! What kind of mother are you! BF FAIL!
Thats why she has those extra toes??? Well crap!
::sigh:: must I learn you everything! Extra toes come from eating bad during pregnancy, you know hot dogs, lunch meat that isnt steamed, sushi...BF'ing while drinking coffee causes a 3rd row of teeth!
I'm such a failure then. Tht extra row of teeth is going to hurt when I'm nursing!
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Uhm I am not so funny, but I am however, a Certifiable Twat Waffle! And there are those who can vouch for that...
I happen to like twat waffles!
with or without syrup?
Strawberry flavored syrup from ihop..
speaking of where the heck did i put my coffee???
::GASP:: DONT YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DRINK COFFEE YOUR BABY IS DRINKING COFFEE!
I feel sorry for your children! What kind of mother are you! BF FAIL!
Thats why she has those extra toes??? Well crap!
::sigh:: must I learn you everything! Extra toes come from eating bad during pregnancy, you know hot dogs, lunch meat that isnt steamed, sushi...BF'ing while drinking coffee causes a 3rd row of teeth!
I'm such a failure then. Tht extra row of teeth is going to hurt when I'm nursing!
Please?? Cream and sugar and extra syrup! Oh man I'm hungry.. I'm gonna grab some Nutella and crackers!! :-D
I'm bein lazy today because I took care of the house yesterday lol. You?
Re: Where's the funny people at???
I think its simmered down for a bit.. there are old threads on other pages that might entertain you..
also 1st tri is always entertaining.
I happen to like twat waffles!
with or without syrup?
look at the birds | bless this food
yeah you are pretty much a funny failure this morning, i am a little disappointed AND exhausted from picking up you slack.
Skank
For realz.
Unable to even.
********************
You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Strawberry flavored syrup from ihop..
speaking of where the heck did i put my coffee???
::GASP::
DONT YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DRINK COFFEE YOUR BABY IS DRINKING COFFEE!
I feel sorry for your children! What kind of mother are you! BF FAIL!
Thats why she has those extra toes??? Well crap!
::sigh:: must I learn you everything! Extra toes come from eating bad during pregnancy, you know hot dogs, lunch meat that isnt steamed, sushi...BF'ing while drinking coffee causes a 3rd row of teeth!
I'm such a failure then. Tht extra row of teeth is going to hurt when I'm nursing!
FOR SURE! Boobies Beware!
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
HI love!
whats shakin today?
Want some coffee and waffles?!
I'm bein lazy today because I took care of the house yesterday lol. You?
Mikaela is going to have a little brother!
how ya been?