I'm pretty sure I'm about to wither up and die momentarily.
We now have a new candidate for the Patron Saint of fertile hoes!
A girl on FB just announced another pregnancy. Normally, no big deal, right?
Except she and I were pregnant together for the first time, but she was 3 months ahead of me.
She has a 3 (i think, maybe 4) month old daughter
And has just announced it again.
WHAT THE FVCK??????
Where's that little graphic of someone bashing their head on the desk until they start bleeding profusely? That's me right now.
Re: That's it. I fvcking quit life.
8/08 BFP resulted in m/c
3/09 Polyp removed and dx MTHFR (both copies)
6 Clomid cycles, all BFN
5/09 IUI#1 with Clomid=BFN
6/09 IUI#2 with Clomid=BFN
8/09 IUI#3 with Clomid=BFN
IVF#1 = BFN
IVF#2 = BFN
IVF#3 ET 2 Grade A blasts 11/16/11
Beta #1: 485
Beta #2: 2,495
and there it is............I feel this way too.
BFP 12/18/2009. HB 1/4/2010. NO HB 1/18/2010. D&C 1/19/2010
April 2011 IUI #1 BFN. High FSH and other issues.
May 2011 Chose to build our family through adoption
September 2011 Actively waiting for a match
11/26/11 Surprise BFP * DD born 7/23/12
OK, she's a total FH which means we vote her off the island.
But she'll also have 2 under 1 year, which would put me in an asylum. I'd take anything I can get, but you have to admit, she's going to pay the fertile ho price.
Bwahahahahaha!
OMG!! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. I'd have snorted out my nose for sure!!
What an idiot. She's barely been cleared for intercourse again.
Hope that works out for you, FH. Stupid.
She says she's 6 weeks.
P.S. Her daughter will be 4 months old on August 9
No lie.
Is she a supermegaFH then?
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IVF#1 BFN IVF#2 BFP, loss at 19 weeks FET#1 BFN IVF#3 BFP, m/c FET#2 BFN
Missing our twins Zachary and Madison, lost at 19 weeks on 11/13/09, edd 4/9/10
BFP 7/17/10, m/c 7/25/10, edd 3/25/11
Ectopic, lost left tube 4/20/11, edd 12/6/11
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That's effing ridiculous. There should be a limit per person---or something.
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