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Tell me something funny

mistresscoxmistresscox member
in Toddlers: 12 - 24 Months

Doesn't matter what it is.  A joke, a funny thing LO did/does, an anecdote from life....anything.  I just got some bad news and need to be distracted, and DH is too into his effing computer game to be bothered.   

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Re: Tell me something funny

  • LeanieLeanie

    so yesterday our 4 year old transformed my basement playroom into an amusement park called "fun land".  Claire started to fuss and his response was "CLAIRE!!!!  There is no crying at funland!"

    Maybe you had to be there...

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  • Sage MommySage Mommy

    Two muffins are baking in the oven.

    One turns to the other and says "Boy, it's hot in here!"

    The other muffin responds "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

    Confused Yeah, that's all I got.

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  • mistresscoxmistresscox member
    imageLeanie:

    so yesterday our 4 year old transformed my basement playroom into an amusement park called "fun land".  Claire started to fuss and his response was "CLAIRE!!!!  There is no crying at funland!"

    Maybe you had to be there...

    LOL-totally made me think of "There's no crying in baseball!"  That's cute! 

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  • Shayna0182Shayna0182 member
    what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
    10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

    9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

    8. See if they could finally do the splits.

    7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

    6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

    5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

    4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

    3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

    2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

    1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

    This is kind of funny!
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  • LeanieLeanie
    imagemistresscox:
    imageLeanie:

    so yesterday our 4 year old transformed my basement playroom into an amusement park called "fun land".  Claire started to fuss and his response was "CLAIRE!!!!  There is no crying at funland!"

    Maybe you had to be there...

    LOL-totally made me think of "There's no crying in baseball!"  That's cute! 

     

    Glad I could help.  I was laughing pretty hard.  I do love a League of their Own.

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  • LeanieLeanie

    stupid double post.  sorry.

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