My DH is going to go blind

skinnursemandee · October 2008

I swear to god I will poke his eyes out and make him blind if he ever embarrasses me again the way he did today.

We were in the market and I said excuse me to a lady that was in my way..He loudly says.. "what? Did you fart?" RIGHT In front of people in the market.

Then we round the corner to the next aisle and I proceed to punch him in the shoulder for that and he suddenly yells "HELP, MA'AM DONT TOUCH ME THERE" Omg I wanted to kill him.

Needless to say he was banished to the car until I was ready.

Mrs_Liberto · October 2008

Are you married to a twelve-year-old?

nerdsbride · October 2008

I agree with Lib. 12?

TheKitty · October 2008

HA! This is the kind of thing that DH subjects me to all the time!! Hilarious!!

Anna&Matt · October 2008

Hahah I would have kicked his ass.

skinnursemandee · October 2008

No hes not 12 he is almost 32 and when I ask him that question he replys in his best toddler voice and raises 4 fingers and says No I 4 years old..

He just tells me I need to lighten up..However I would like to lighten my foot into his ass somedays.. but I guess that is why I love him, he always keeps me laughing.

bellafirenze · October 2008

Sounds like my DH Return the favor some time.

fire0513fly · October 2008

32 going on 13.

Red_Diamond · October 2008

I haven't done that to DH, but I have asked him really loud in the check out line if he found his hemorrhoid cream a couple of times, just to embarass him. Not so funny when its reversed.

Pea Pod · October 2008

LOL.... I would have banished him to the car too!

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