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Fauxshelly and others! (DB 'o the week!)

We forgot to do "DB of the week" this week!

I found a GREAT one! (sorry it's posting so weird!)

Hi my name is Randy-I have the gift of love to share with someone,with all the kindness,caring,loving,affectionate,concern,and will treat you with respect that you deserve and will make you feel like a queen and will not ever want to let me go. I have a lot of qualities that the right woman will like. I love to sit close to my lover and show her that I am proud of her. If you are out there send me a message back ok THANK YOU

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Re: Fauxshelly and others! (DB 'o the week!)

  • Yikes.  First of all he needs a picture of him not in bed and then perhaps some wardrobe advice. 

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  • bwahahaha! That second picture is HOTT  Indifferent
  • Now he is just wrong in so many ways. lol
  • mrgnmrgn member
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA royal blue is TOTALLY his color!!
  • imagemrgn:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA royal blue is TOTALLY his color!!

     

    Hahah!  So how is a guy chosen for this?

  • imagehdy2102:

    imagemrgn:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA royal blue is TOTALLY his color!!

     

    Hahah!  So how is a guy chosen for this?

    you search either dating sites, CL etc and find a bad one and c&p it in here!

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  • imageBMenz:
    imagehdy2102:

    imagemrgn:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA royal blue is TOTALLY his color!!

     

    Hahah!  So how is a guy chosen for this?

    you search either dating sites, CL etc and find a bad one and c&p it in here!

     

    Love it!  How about I just hand you a picture of my XH, the DB of the year.

  • that would work!

    we tried finding achase's ex but his screen name on match.com had changed or he deleted his profile. boo!

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  • This post and the pictures give me the creeps. Mostly because it reminds me of my still recovering from a stroke grandfather. Which I found out today thinks he will start dating here soon. So I may have a contestant for a future DB of the week! Nothing like spending your time with a guy who is still not physically recovered, on way too many meds, and makes puppy, kitten and baby killing jokes... 
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  • AWESOME pictures. They really do him justice!
  • he is flat out creepy... like stalker creepy.  ugh.
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    imagemonkey_mama09:
    bwahahaha! That second picture is HOTT  Indifferent

    LMBO! Why is he posing like he's in Playgirl or something. Yikes!

  • HAHAHAHAHA! Now THAT is what you call sexaaayy! I'm wondering if the person who took the picture was like "yeah man, you look awesome. This will get the ladies for sure"...oh Randyyyy!
  • My initial thought was also about the crazy person who actually took the pictures for him. 

  • craigslist > personals > men seeking women Need to or Want to Get Pregnant? I Can Help - 33 (Augusta) I am well educated, very fit, good-looking white male. Blonde hair and blue eyes, 5'9" and 170. High I/Q, artistically inclined, totally healthy and excellent genetics and I am drug and disease free. I have known good sperm (two children of my own). My offspring are adorable with blond hair and blue eyes, both of them are 2 years ahead of their peers in almost all aspects (language, art, math, science). I am willing to assist you if you are wanting to or 'need' to get pregnant. This can be done the old fashioned way or other non-contact methods if desired. I am non-judgmental and easy going. I will provide pics for anyone interested. Location: Augusta
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    craigslist > personals > men seeking women Need to or Want to Get Pregnant? I Can Help - 33 (Augusta) I am well educated, very fit, good-looking white male. Blonde hair and blue eyes, 5'9" and 170. High I/Q, artistically inclined, totally healthy and excellent genetics and I am drug and disease free. I have known good sperm (two children of my own). My offspring are adorable with blond hair and blue eyes, both of them are 2 years ahead of their peers in almost all aspects (language, art, math, science). I am willing to assist you if you are wanting to or 'need' to get pregnant. This can be done the old fashioned way or other non-contact methods if desired. I am non-judgmental and easy going. I will provide pics for anyone interested. Location: Augusta

    omg. *dies*

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  • One word for you: YIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Lingerie Shopping - m4w - 32 (Plaza)


    I'm feeling naughty....who wants to go lingerie shopping? You can keep what we get :) Its a naughty fantasy I have to take a girl (who is not my gf) lingerie shopping. I need to be somewhat discreet about this but its not like we need to shop out of a mail-order catalog. So...do you prefer the classy sexiness of Victorias Secret or the naughty wickedness of someplace like Cirillas.... please put which you prefer in the header and in your reply please tell me what kind of lingerie you like, what you look like, how old you are and anything else you thing I should (or would like to) know. I am HWP, decent looking (not perfect but not bad), charming (aside from posting on CL I am pretty normal haha), and clean... we can just go shopping or get some drinks before or after or something...just looking to have a little fun tonight.
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  • HUNGRY for breastmilk - m4w - 55

    If you have breast milk and I will give you benefits to suck it out.Send pictures. Be real with breast milk or don't waste my time

     

    GROSS!!!!

  • This one has nothing to do with DB of the week, but when I saw this one part I couldn't help but share the laughter! 

    Are You the Apple of my Life - 59

    Do you wish to be.......... Please write back telling me a little about yourself, I do not wish to communicate on Yahoo........There is a few things I want and will not change. (1) No one heavier than me. (2) Must have less facial hair. (3) Fun and a pleasure to be with. Please include a pic with your reply and thank you for your time. Bob

  • Well, I don't know if this guy is a douche or not, but his pictured cracked me the eff up!

    hi...i am a single 40 yr old guy .....am in shape.....attractvie (with pix).....non-smoker....clean cut.....d/d free......i travel here to philly alot on business and would love to meet someone local since am here so much.....so if your feeling adventurous today, bored and free.......perhaps a drink for starters?....am 5"10"...180......brown hair and eyes.......write back with a pix and put "saturday" in subject line 

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    Well, I don't know if this guy is a douche or not, but his pictured cracked me the eff up!

    hi...i am a single 40 yr old guy .....am in shape.....attractvie (with pix).....non-smoker....clean cut.....d/d free......i travel here to philly alot on business and would love to meet someone local since am here so much.....so if your feeling adventurous today, bored and free.......perhaps a drink for starters?....am 5"10"...180......brown hair and eyes.......write back with a pix and put "saturday" in subject line 

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    Best part is that the background looks like it may be a public restroom or something.  (brick wall?)

  • Oh. My. God.  I am like Indifferent and Ick!.  We have some serious contenders here.  It will be really hard to choose one this week. 

    BTW, Sorry about missing DB of the week.  I don't have internet hooked up at my house yet so I can only bump at work.  Actually, I have internet, but I am having technical difficulties and just haven't called ATT about it yet. 

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    that would work!

    we tried finding achase's ex but his screen name on match.com had changed or he deleted his profile. boo!

    I looked again the other day and couldn't find Super Douche.  My guess is not that he deleted his profile, but didn't pay up for the month so he got deleted.  Bummer!!!!!  If I can find the copy I have of the profile I will post it on here.  It really was priceless.

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