We forgot to do "DB of the week" this week!
I found a GREAT one! (sorry it's posting so weird!)
Hi my name is Randy-I have the gift of love to share with someone,with all the kindness,caring,loving,affectionate,concern,and will treat you with respect that you deserve and will make you feel like a queen and will not ever want to let me go. I have a lot of qualities that the right woman will like. I love to sit close to my lover and show her that I am proud of her. If you are out there send me a message back ok THANK YOU
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Re: Fauxshelly and others! (DB 'o the week!)
Yikes. First of all he needs a picture of him not in bed and then perhaps some wardrobe advice.
Hahah! So how is a guy chosen for this?
you search either dating sites, CL etc and find a bad one and c&p it in here!
In my bag
d90
50mm f/1.2 * 28-85mm (Macro) f/3.5-4.5 * 70-300mm f/3.5-4.5
Opteka Fisheye Adapter * Lightscoop
Love it! How about I just hand you a picture of my XH, the DB of the year.
that would work!
we tried finding achase's ex but his screen name on match.com had changed or he deleted his profile. boo!
In my bag
d90
50mm f/1.2 * 28-85mm (Macro) f/3.5-4.5 * 70-300mm f/3.5-4.5
Opteka Fisheye Adapter * Lightscoop
LMBO! Why is he posing like he's in Playgirl or something. Yikes!
My initial thought was also about the crazy person who actually took the pictures for him.
omg. *dies*
In my bag
d90
50mm f/1.2 * 28-85mm (Macro) f/3.5-4.5 * 70-300mm f/3.5-4.5
Opteka Fisheye Adapter * Lightscoop
Lingerie Shopping - m4w - 32 (Plaza)
HUNGRY for breastmilk - m4w - 55
If you have breast milk and I will give you benefits to suck it out.Send pictures. Be real with breast milk or don't waste my time
GROSS!!!!
This one has nothing to do with DB of the week, but when I saw this one part I couldn't help but share the laughter!
Are You the Apple of my Life - 59
Do you wish to be.......... Please write back telling me a little about yourself, I do not wish to communicate on Yahoo........There is a few things I want and will not change. (1) No one heavier than me. (2) Must have less facial hair. (3) Fun and a pleasure to be with. Please include a pic with your reply and thank you for your time. Bob
Well, I don't know if this guy is a douche or not, but his pictured cracked me the eff up!
hi...i am a single 40 yr old guy .....am in shape.....attractvie (with pix).....non-smoker....clean cut.....d/d free......i travel here to philly alot on business and would love to meet someone local since am here so much.....so if your feeling adventurous today, bored and free.......perhaps a drink for starters?....am 5"10"...180......brown hair and eyes.......write back with a pix and put "saturday" in subject line
Kelly Monaghan's 5K - 5/15/11 - 3rd Place in AG
Walk the Talk 5K - 5/18/11 - 31:12 PR
Ridley Run 3.1 - 4/14/12 - 1st race of the year, 32:45
Best part is that the background looks like it may be a public restroom or something. (brick wall?)
Oh. My. God. I am like
and
. We have some serious contenders here. It will be really hard to choose one this week.
BTW, Sorry about missing DB of the week. I don't have internet hooked up at my house yet so I can only bump at work. Actually, I have internet, but I am having technical difficulties and just haven't called ATT about it yet.
I looked again the other day and couldn't find Super Douche. My guess is not that he deleted his profile, but didn't pay up for the month so he got deleted. Bummer!!!!! If I can find the copy I have of the profile I will post it on here. It really was priceless.