March 2011 Moms

Who's your daddy?

According to https://thepregnancytester.com/ my 12lb 3oz baby girl's daddy is *** Cheney. LOL. Found this on TTGP. It's pretty funny.

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  • Wow!!  I'm having a 15lb2oz girl and the daddy is Fabio!!!
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  • Ok I wrote "dee eye see kay" Cheney, bump gods sensored me?

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  • jkylejkyle member

    Mine is an 8 lb 11oz boy who's daddy is Ralph Nader.....hmm

    P.S. Too funny that they sensored Cheney's first name! I had an email bounce back that I was trying to send to my SIL at her work....it had the phrase "take advantage of" in it (it was info on advertising in our magazine) and their server flagged it as inappropriate and sent it back! Bahaha seriously? And really, D**k IS a legit name...

  • I'm having a 7 pound, 12 ounce boy...fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Mine is an 8 lb 11oz boy who's daddy is Ralph Nader.....hmm

    P.S. Too funny that they sensored Cheney's first name! I had an email bounce back that I was trying to send to my SIL at her work....it had the phrase "take advantage of" in it (it was info on advertising in our magazine) and their server flagged it as inappropriate and sent it back! Bahaha seriously? And really, D**k IS a legit name...

    That's a stretch lol. What if, in all these baby name posts, someone actually wanted name their kid d**k? We'd have no idea what the *** was supposed to mean.

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  • Mine told me no baby on board.
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    imageRayRay007:
    imagejkyle:

    Mine is an 8 lb 11oz boy who's daddy is Ralph Nader.....hmm

    P.S. Too funny that they sensored Cheney's first name! I had an email bounce back that I was trying to send to my SIL at her work....it had the phrase "take advantage of" in it (it was info on advertising in our magazine) and their server flagged it as inappropriate and sent it back! Bahaha seriously? And really, D**k IS a legit name...

    That's a stretch lol. What if, in all these baby name posts, someone actually wanted name their kid d**k? We'd have no idea what the *** was supposed to mean.

    My cousin's name is Richard and my uncle has always called him D**k....he's 16 now, but I'm sure there are still lots of people that like the name and want to use it. Unfortunately (or fortunately for some) that is a common short form of the name... it's not meant to be derogatory

  • Boy, 10lb 7 oz, and the Pool Boy is the father.
  • haha - it censors lots of words - we have a road around here called van d y k e and if you spell *** it will censor it out...as you can see.

     

    My 11 lbs, 16 oz girl is fathered by The Neighbor Kid

  • I'm having a 6 pound 16oz girl with Arnold Schwarzenegger
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  • I'm having a girl...with the Pope.

    To quote: "Oh girl, that is SO wrong, thanks for bringing down the catholic church single-handedly."

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  • lol...mine is a 16 lbs 11 oz baby girl fathered by the kid next door! lol  It called me a "Hussy"! bahahaha
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  • I'm having a 6lb 1oz baby boy and the father is Janet Reno... WTH???
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  • jesslwjesslw member

    Sweet lord, I'm supposedly having a 15lb 14oz baby girl with hazel eyes and brown hair and the daddy is none other than Pee Wee Herman.

    lmaoIck!

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  • 10 lbs, 14 oz boy with the Pool Boy. he IS pretty hot...
  • baby girl about 9 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes with Jesse Jackson. 
  • I'm having a 7pnd 6 oz baby boy and the father is "Hogg Boss" who the hell is that???

  • Okay so I'm having a 7lb 2 oz girl with red hair and green eyes and that is my complexion exactly!  Daddy was Jesse Jackson
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  • I'm having an 11 lb 6 oz baby boy.  The father is Arnold Schwartzenegger.  He's apparently getting around.
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  • DCWJesDCWJes member
    Ok, I know this is just a joke, BUT, the first time I clicked it, it said no baby on board. I was actually upset! So, of course I clicked again...Jessica, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 4 oz and have red hair and green eyes. (which is funny because my daughter has red hair and blue eyes...) but 12 pounds?! LOL and her father is....*drum roll* Michael Jackson!!! hahaha
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  • I am having a 16lb 10 oz baby boy with black hair and grey eyes by Fabio.....I don't know if I can push out a baby that big Indifferent

  • KHab1KHab1 member
    I got Peewee Herman. I think that's the most disturbing one out there. AHHHH!
  • haha...so funny!

    I'm supposedly having a 14 lbs, 9 oz baby girl with Michael Jackson.

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    Mine told me no baby on board.

    Me too.  I tried a second time and I'm having a 15lb 15oz baby boy with brown hair and green eyes.  His daddy is Ralph Nader apparently...

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  • Hahaha!!! my baby is a boy 15 pds 13oz and Bill O'reilly is the daddy.
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  • ccmmkkccmmkk member

    6 lbs 15 oz blond haired green eyed boy....

    ....Michael Jackson is the daddy (how creepy is that!?... shouldn't they make sure that people are alive?)

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  • The Mailman! 
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    9Lb 8oz Baby Boy - Baby Daddy is MICHAEL JACKSON lol
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  • 15lb1oz boy with Bill O'Reilly - anyone click the birth cert?  It named my boy Gabriel Noah O'Reilly and he was born on Dec 25, 2006 - lol
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    I'm having a 7 pound, 12 ounce boy...fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger

    He must be cheating b/c he's my baby daddy too!  A 7 lb, 8 oz boy! 

  • Ha~ I got the mailman too...at least it said it was a girl though; maybe that part is right haha
  • im having a 14lb 5oz boy with bill clinton!! lol!
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  • tmm140tmm140 member
    My 9lb 4 oz (which is prob. as big as mine will be) and the baby daddy is Bill Clinton

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  • jesslwjesslw member

    imageKHab1:
    I got Peewee Herman. I think that's the most disturbing one out there. AHHHH!

    You stole my baby daddy! lmao Yeah, I agree. The idea of Pee Wee knocking anyone up is way disturbing. 

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