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Seriously, DH needs to earn to lie better!

I know, I know, that's an odd thing to say, but he can't lie to save his life!

My MIL called tonight like she does every Monday night and although I love her dearly, I just didn't feel like chit-chatting tonight so I motioned to DH that I didn't feel like talking.  So after he got off the phone with her I asked if she asked about me and he said "Yes, she says hello. I told her you were writing a letter."  Uhm, WHAT???  That's what you told her???  I was writing a letter?  Why didn't you say I was in the shower or, I don't know, ASLEEP???  Instead you made up something that is SO obviously a lie because who the hell writes letters anymore???  Now, the next time I see her she'll ask me who I was writing to.

Oy....

This isn't the first time he's done this.  One time we were supposed to meet some friends out for dinner and at the last minute our friends decided they wanted to come to our house and drive to dinner together.  Well, our house was in NO SHAPE to have guests over so I told DH to run out to the car and just "make up something to stall them so I could straighten up a little."  Well, he couldn't come up with anything so he told our friends to leave and come back in 20 minutes so we could clean.

Indifferent

It's a good thing he's cute....

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Re: Seriously, DH needs to earn to lie better!

  • Thanks for making me laugh!! ROFL!!!
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  • LMAO!!! Yeah they're pretty dumb sometimes!!

    Mine will get on the phone with his mom and say "oh honey did you want to talk to my mom?"

    DUH!! If I wanted to talk to her, I would've called her! 

     

  • LoL...leave and come back in 20 minutes so we can clean...that is hilarious!!!
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    DD (5 years old) from IUI in 2012
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  • HeeHee!  You are right, who writes a letter now a days?

    Too funny! 

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  • Haha!  Men are so dense sometimes!

     But you did remind me that I am long overdue for a letter to my grandparents.   They don't do email and can't hear well so they don't like talking on the phone.  They live in Florida .... the only communication I've had with them over the past 10 years has been letters.  So someone  still write letters lol! 

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    Hypoglycemic | thyroid issues | severely anemic
    Multiple Clomid cycles of 50, 100, 150 - absolutely no response
    Follistim 50/100 | Follistim 75/125 | Follistim 100/150 IUI - all BFNs
    Converted IVF - BFP - m/c | FET - BFN | IVF #2 = BFN
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  • Ha!  Thanks for the chuckle!
    TTC Child #1 Sept '08, Dx: Unexplained, DOR 2 IUI's = BFN, m/c, IVF 1 = 0 embies to put back, IVF 2 = BFN, IVF 3 = cancelled, IVF 4 = BFP with 1 embie. Our son came into our life on 9/28/11. We are in love! Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • That made me laugh so hard! Oh my goodness. He is a riot. Well, at least you'll always know when he's lying. He'd tell you he was gone riding a horse or something. lol.

  • Omg this seriously cracked me up!! And it sounds so much like something my DH would do.
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  • HAHA!  That made me smile.  You're right, he does need to learn to lie better!
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  • Hahahaha - Sounds like you need to make dh a little script for next time ;)
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  • That is hilarious and MH does the same thing.  He can't tell a lie to save his life and usually I appreciate that but sometimes I just shake my head.
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