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Val&B0604
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Open letter Monday?
Val&B0604
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Post it here!
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Re: Open letter Monday?
Dear BIL,
I went to bat for you please do not make me look like an idiot.
Thanks- eagerly waiting to have a real convo with you
Dear Sperm and Egg,
Please find each other already. I'm tired of waiting on you to do your jobs and you're starting to make me look bad. You're fired.
Love,
Lindsey's Uterus
This made me LOL, but still, I'm sorry you are going through this!
Dear Ellie,
Thanks for being such an awesome daughter. I love you so much.
Love,
Mommy
*****
Dear Lucy/Molly/Jocelyn/Olive/Temperance,
I am so sorry you don't have a name yet and probably won't until after you arrive. I know you're punishing me for it by constantly kicking my cervix, but please stop. It hurts and makes me look like I'm going into labor when I crouch over, grab my tummy, and say "Oh!". I still love you though!
Love,
Mommy
*****
Dear DH,
Thanks for finally using one of your days off to work on things around our house instead of helping your friends. I LOVE that you are such a caring person and willing to go above and beyond for everyone, but our house needs some work too.
Love,
your patient wife
*****
Dear Blood sugar,
Please don't fail your test tomorrow!
Sincerely,
I don't wanna have GD
*****
Dear Coworker's phone,
Please stop ringing. He obviously isn't here. Ringing 5 times during the time it took me to write this post is a little excessive.
Love,
Easily annoyed.
Dear Mom,
you are driving me crazy. whatever you are really mad about in your life, please address, because I'm pretty sure it's not because i forgot to take home that plant you got me.
PS. I realized that if Jake ever thought I was crazy, it would break my heart, but he probably will someday too.
Dear Boss,
I know that you are anxious to know the status of everything I'm working on...especially since I'm currently doing the work of two people. But if you keep calling, I have no time to actually get anything done. So wait an hour before your next call to check in, okay?
Oh and by the way, how is that hiring process going? It would be in everyone's best interest if you found someone asap.
regards,
your quickly losing patience employee
I have another
Dear DH,
I reallllllllly hope that you're planning something for my birthday like you've hinted you are. I am going to be very upset if you haven't.
Love,
Going to be 30 and pregnant.
How soon is yours? My DH is out of town for mine and I hope he at least calls me :-(
30? I'm going to be 29! Not. You are so young!!!
Dear House,
Please stop breaking. Having to replace the capacitor in my AC and have work done on my garage door in 2 weeks is not helpful at all when I'm trying to pay for our wedding. And could you please sell? Soon? Thanks!
Love,
A homeowner who's ready to be done
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Dear Department Head,
Yes, I agree that someone else should be trained in my job. I said this months ago. I'm glad that you finally realize this too. But don't make me feel bad about not checking my email last week when I was on vacation. Oh and why did you text me twice about work things?
Bah,
Your non-workaholic like you are employee
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Dear Baby's Breath Seeds,
PLEASE grow. I planted you yesterday and I will water you often and take very good care of you until I cut you down and use you for my wedding. But no worries, you will be preserved in loads of pictures and will live on forever! It's a great thing! Grow baby grow!
Love,
A DIY bride who really can't afford other flowers if you don't grow
Dear work Colleague,
Just because my husband makes a joke to another work colleague at my daughters 1st birthday party about our Boss's employment situation, doesn't mean you need to come into the office monday and start running your mouth before it's announced and screw up all the facts to make me look bad.
Keep your effing mouth shut!
Sincerely,
Pissed off co -worker.
Mine is Tuesday next week. Yours? I'm already planning a HUGE party for myself next year and having it be my 29th birthday since I won't get to ring in 30 with much style this year. haha.
Dear Ex-Husband,
Just because you don't want to spend any time with your beautiful 13 year old doesn't mean you don't have to support her. I have tried to be fair with your for the past 8 years but I am done playing fair.
Ashli deserves better!!
Your bitter Ex Wife
Dear Nutjob SIL,
I am, for the seventeen millionth time, very, very VERY sorry that you couldn't get pregnant and carry a child. I know how heartbreaking and hard it is to learn that you'll never be able to build the family you thought you'd have in the way that you thought you would build it.
But please, for the love of whatever the hell it is that you hold sacred, STOP telling people that I am going to change my mind and give you Bugbear, STOP telling me that you can't wait to babysit so you can give my child all the delicious (aka disgusting and completely without nutritive value) foods that you know I'm going to be "depriving" my child of, and FFS, STOP acting as if there is anything funny or acceptable about the "I'm going to steal your baby" jokes and pantomimes. Your BSC interference was bad enough with our wedding and life, but this is seriously going too far.
Love,
I'm A Frigging Adult Who, Like It or Not, Will be a Parent in Roughly 16 Weeks and Is Way Over Your Meddling Interference and Offensive "Banter"
Mother's Day, 2011
oh sweet baby jesus! i feel ya on this one! my ex has "lost" his job yet again, so that whopping $30/week (which equates to $120/month towards the kid's rent while he is in college) has also come to an abrupt end. lazy a$$ b@$t@rd!!!
Dear Josie,
I love you so much and really want to be able to breastfeed you. You latch on awesome most of the time, but for some reason don't always want to do it. Let's make this work!
Your tired mama
Dear FI,
I understand you are lacking on sleep. However, don't even begin to think this compares to what I'm going trough--hello labor, c-section, breastfeeding pain & stress, not to mention crazy hormones. You definitely got the easier end of this deal, so try not to be so cranky!
Love,
your baby mama
Dear condo,
Please stop having appliance issues! I do thank you that the repair for the A/C was only $89 though.
Love,
Frustrated landlord
Dear Jocelyn,
I'm so proud of you. You were such a big girl in your new class today. You are going to be an awesome big sister!
I love you so much,
Mommy
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Dear Deuce,
We rare so excited that you are on your way. I'm sorry if I complain about the nightmare of rearranging my call schedule for materninty leave, because you are TOTALLY worth it.
I love you so much,
Mommy
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Dear Chris,
You are awesome and you work so hard for us. I know it's not easy to have so much of the responsibility at home while I'm working. I just want you to know how much I appreciate everything you do.
Love,
me
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Dear bastards who stole our bikes,
Hope your child enjoys riding in the child seat as much as ours did. Remember to always have her wear the helmet you also stole.
Karma's a b!tch,
whitney
What jerks! So many people are looking for a free ride these days, and don't care how they get it.
a$$_holes!