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does your dc give a running commentary when going to the bathroom?

KrisBriMcBunnyKrisBriMcBunny member
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Michelle does...a play by play of how things are coming out.  At home its hysterical but out in public very embarrassing.
Josh-10/1/87, Brittany 3/9/91, Mandi 7/26/92, Michelle 9/11/06 image I'M GRAPE JELLY- ALWAYS AROUND & ALWAYS THE SAME If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me. For I must be traveling on now. Because there are too many places I've got to see. -Allen Collins & Ronnie VanZant My favorite verse!
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Re: does your dc give a running commentary when going to the bathroom?

  • KoriBrettKoriBrett

    Always.  Very.  VERY.  Detailed.

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  • xbrooklyngrlxbrooklyngrl

    Yesterday I picked up B and her teacher told me how she came out with a description of what came out of her in the toilet including colors and size.

    The funniest thing B does is sing ABC whenever she poops, whether its at school or in a public bathroom.

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  • MotherBuckerMotherBucker
    Tucker likes to inform us how big his poop was. And will usually compare it to some sort of food.....ew.
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  • KrisBriMcBunnyKrisBriMcBunny member
    "ok I think its coming out now.....ohhhhhh I think its stuck....mommy can you get it unstuck.  Ok mommy I think its coming out now....I have to squeeze it really hard....ok its coming out.....its still coming out....its ever gonna stop....ok mommy I poopied"
    Josh-10/1/87, Brittany 3/9/91, Mandi 7/26/92, Michelle 9/11/06 image I'M GRAPE JELLY- ALWAYS AROUND & ALWAYS THE SAME If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me. For I must be traveling on now. Because there are too many places I've got to see. -Allen Collins & Ronnie VanZant My favorite verse!
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  • veloelleveloelle member
    She used to, not so much anymore. I think when pooping was new to her, it was fascinating every time. She used to call them sharks and they were going to be w/ Nemo. However at the pool, we were in the bathroom. She was talking about some random thing. Right in the middle, she goes "ok ok ok mom. Now listen. Why does poop come out of your butt?" She never stopped for an answer.
    DD 7.28.06 * DS 3.29.10
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  • heyitsmeheyitsme member
    My DD still does it! It drives me crazy! I'm like, "DD, QUIET! Shhh... just GO!" I swear, she'd take SO much less time in the bathroom if she didn't give a play-by-play! (Or when not giving a play-by-play, she'll be like, "Mommy, let's play 'I Spy.'" or something like that...)
    Mom to J (10), L (4), and baby #3 arriving in July of 2015
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