I need to know more about this

iris427 · July 2010

In the saliva post, someone posted about "approved" TTC sex positions.

I needz to know more! Doggy style? Girl on top? The Congress of the Cow? LOL

LadyXaverian · July 2010

Approved positions? Wha? I'm pretty sure as long as peen meets vag, you're good to go, no?

ginamcp · July 2010

I saw that too and was curious. I guess I just assume that as long as Tab P is in Slot V, that we are good to go.

MrsSM · July 2010

Here's where my info takes me on this subject: girl on top has to fight gravity, so some don't do it. Doggy allows sperm deposit right at cervix for those with poor motility, small peens etc. missionary is best for placement of entry into cervix. That is all Big Smile

BTW: I don't follow any of these, except on top and that's because I don't like it!

busybeegirl1976 · July 2010

SarahL77:
Approved positions? Wha? I'm pretty sure as long as peen meets vag, you're good to go, no?

totally made me snort here at work!!

rrcraz7 · July 2010

Congress of the Cow? Interesting

I have on good authority only the Wheelbarrow will suffice. 2 birds one stone takes care of standing on your head after as well.

LadyXaverian · July 2010

busybeegirl1976:

SarahL77:
Approved positions? Wha? I'm pretty sure as long as peen meets vag, you're good to go, no?

totally made me snort here at work!!

Off topic: Do you actually CHEW the bubble gum in your bubble gum ice cream? I don't think I've ever seen/heard of this flavor before.

MrsSM · July 2010

rrcraz7:
Congress of the Cow? Interesting
I have on good authority only the Wheelbarrow will suffice. 2 birds one stone takes care of standing on your head after as well.

EXCELLENT!!! "Oh DH - we get to try that one you wanted to tonight!!"

ginamcp · July 2010

SarahL77:
busybeegirl1976:

SarahL77:
Approved positions? Wha? I'm pretty sure as long as peen meets vag, you're good to go, no?

totally made me snort here at work!!

Off topic: Do you actually CHEW the bubble gum in your bubble gum ice cream? I don't think I've ever seen/heard of this flavor before.

*butting in since bubble gum is my favorite flavor as well* I collect all the gumballs in a separate container and then chew them once I am all done with my ice cream. Because I am like a 10 yr old boy, I generally shove them all in my mouth at once as well.

busybeegirl1976 · July 2010

SarahL77:
busybeegirl1976:

SarahL77:
Approved positions? Wha? I'm pretty sure as long as peen meets vag, you're good to go, no?

totally made me snort here at work!!

Off topic: Do you actually CHEW the bubble gum in your bubble gum ice cream? I don't think I've ever seen/heard of this flavor before.

You can chew it for about a minute then it just dissolves (little known fact: bubble gum doesn't tolerate cold). It's just the bubble gum flavor that I'm after. Soooo good! I have to drive 25 minutes each way to get this but it's totally worth it.

LadyXaverian · July 2010

ginamcp:
SarahL77:
busybeegirl1976:

SarahL77:
Approved positions? Wha? I'm pretty sure as long as peen meets vag, you're good to go, no?

totally made me snort here at work!!

Off topic: Do you actually CHEW the bubble gum in your bubble gum ice cream? I don't think I've ever seen/heard of this flavor before.

*butting in since bubble gum is my favorite flavor as well* I collect all the gumballs in a separate container and then chew them once I am all done with my ice cream. Because I am like a 10 yr old boy, I generally shove them all in my mouth at once as well.

This actually sounds like something that might cheer me up on CD1. I'm going to file this away lol!

melissar617 · July 2010

rrcraz7:
Congress of the Cow? Interesting
I have on good authority only the Wheelbarrow will suffice. 2 birds one stone takes care of standing on your head after as well.

This is kind of what I was thinking too. I'm curious now....

melissar617 · July 2010

SarahL77:
ginamcp:
SarahL77:
busybeegirl1976:

SarahL77:
Approved positions? Wha? I'm pretty sure as long as peen meets vag, you're good to go, no?
totally made me snort here at work!!
Off topic: Do you actually CHEW the bubble gum in your bubble gum ice cream? I don't think I've ever seen/heard of this flavor before.
*butting in since bubble gum is my favorite flavor as well* I collect all the gumballs in a separate container and then chew them once I am all done with my ice cream. Because I am like a 10 yr old boy, I generally shove them all in my mouth at once as well.
This actually sounds like something that might cheer me up on CD1. I'm going to file this away lol!

I can't believe you never heard of it! I used to love this stuff when I was younger. I always got it at this one 50's restaurant that we used to have in town. I did the same thing with my bubble gum. It'd go on a napkin until I was all done.

busybeegirl1976 · July 2010

ginamcp:
SarahL77:
busybeegirl1976:

SarahL77:
Approved positions? Wha? I'm pretty sure as long as peen meets vag, you're good to go, no?

totally made me snort here at work!!

Off topic: Do you actually CHEW the bubble gum in your bubble gum ice cream? I don't think I've ever seen/heard of this flavor before.

*butting in since bubble gum is my favorite flavor as well* I collect all the gumballs in a separate container and then chew them once I am all done with my ice cream. Because I am like a 10 yr old boy, I generally shove them all in my mouth at once as well.

LOL - that's what my daughter does. You gotta do whatever floats your boat!

sunflwra · July 2010

This is freaking hilarious

I do have to say I feel like there has to be a little something to the gravity thing with the woman on top, but other than that, don't subscribe to it much. I will admit though that I do take a few extra minutes to get up and go the bathroom afterwards though-- just to let things "soak in"

alwysbrdmaid · July 2010

iris427:

In the saliva post, someone posted about "approved" TTC sex positions.

I needz to know more! Doggy style? Girl on top? The Congress of the Cow? LOL

Confused Sorry maybe I should know this but what is that?

Dana_Loves_J · July 2010

I didn't know either so I googled it...

The congress of a cow: The woman takes a hands and knees position while the man mounts her from behind.

(from https://www.enotalone.com/article/1109.html under "animal positions" )

ETA:

When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the 'congress of a cow'.

(from https://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama206.htm)

karbarr · July 2010

alwysbrdmaid:
iris427:

In the saliva post, someone posted about "approved" TTC sex positions.

I needz to know more! Doggy style? Girl on top? The Congress of the Cow? LOL

Sorry maybe I should know this but what is that?

curious to know...

karbarr · July 2010

Dana_Loves_J:
I didn't know either so I googled it...

The congress of a cow: The woman takes a hands and knees position while the man mounts her from behind.

(from https://www.enotalone.com/article/1109.html under "animal positions" )

ETA:

When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the 'congress of a cow'.

(from https://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama206.htm)

Thanks for the clarification lol

LauraOTR · July 2010

Dana_Loves_J:

I didn't know either so I googled it...

The congress of a cow: The woman takes a hands and knees position while the man mounts her from behind.

(from https://www.enotalone.com/article/1109.html under "animal positions" )

ETA:

When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the 'congress of a cow'.

(from https://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama206.htm)

I may regret asking this, but how is that different from doggy? Maybe I've been doing Congress of the Cow all along, but been calling that the wrong thing??

alwysbrdmaid · July 2010

LauraOTR:
Dana_Loves_J:

I didn't know either so I googled it...

The congress of a cow: The woman takes a hands and knees position while the man mounts her from behind.

(from https://www.enotalone.com/article/1109.html under "animal positions" )

ETA:

When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the 'congress of a cow'.

(from https://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama206.htm)

I may regret asking this, but how is that different from doggy? Maybe I've been doing Congress of the Cow all along, but been calling that the wrong thing??

I totally thought the same thing. Maybe I've been having sex wrong.

Dana_Loves_J · July 2010

LauraOTR:
Dana_Loves_J:

I didn't know either so I googled it...

The congress of a cow: The woman takes a hands and knees position while the man mounts her from behind.

(from https://www.enotalone.com/article/1109.html under "animal positions" )

ETA:

When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the 'congress of a cow'.

(from https://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama206.htm)

I may regret asking this, but how is that different from doggy? Maybe I've been doing Congress of the Cow all along, but been calling that the wrong thing??

That's what I thought too when I googled it... that's why I kept looking and found the 2nd "definition". I'd say: hands and knees = doggy, hands and feet = cow.

LadyXaverian · July 2010

alwysbrdmaid:
LauraOTR:
Dana_Loves_J:

I didn't know either so I googled it...

The congress of a cow: The woman takes a hands and knees position while the man mounts her from behind.

(from https://www.enotalone.com/article/1109.html under "animal positions" )

ETA:

When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the 'congress of a cow'.

(from https://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama206.htm)

I may regret asking this, but how is that different from doggy? Maybe I've been doing Congress of the Cow all along, but been calling that the wrong thing??

I totally thought the same thing. Maybe I've been having sex wrong.

On hands and knees is doggy style.

On hands and feet is congress of cow.

Dana_Loves_J · July 2010

alwysbrdmaid:
LauraOTR:
Dana_Loves_J:

I didn't know either so I googled it...

The congress of a cow: The woman takes a hands and knees position while the man mounts her from behind.

(from https://www.enotalone.com/article/1109.html under "animal positions" )

ETA:

When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the 'congress of a cow'.

(from https://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama206.htm)

I may regret asking this, but how is that different from doggy? Maybe I've been doing Congress of the Cow all along, but been calling that the wrong thing??

I totally thought the same thing. Maybe I've been having sex wrong.

LOL

iris427 · July 2010

I think it's the same as doggy style. But I just really wanted to make a post that used the phrase "Congress of the Cow." Now I can check it off my bucket list.

JennyAnne022776 · July 2010

iris427:
In the saliva post, someone posted about "approved" TTC sex positions.
I needz to know more! Doggy style? Girl on top? The Congress of the Cow? LOL

WTF? LOL...I need to know more about this position.

ETA: I read the responses and I'm now in the know!

LauraOTR · July 2010

SarahL77:
alwysbrdmaid:
LauraOTR:
Dana_Loves_J:

I didn't know either so I googled it...

The congress of a cow: The woman takes a hands and knees position while the man mounts her from behind.

(from https://www.enotalone.com/article/1109.html under "animal positions" )

ETA:

When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the 'congress of a cow'.

(from https://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama206.htm)

I may regret asking this, but how is that different from doggy? Maybe I've been doing Congress of the Cow all along, but been calling that the wrong thing??

I totally thought the same thing. Maybe I've been having sex wrong.

On hands and knees is doggy style.

On hands and feet is congress of cow.

Got it. Got confused b/c the first definition said hands and knees, but I see the 2nd definition says feet. Nope, that's not what I've been doing.

Tulips114 · July 2010

This whole thread is awesome and literally making me LMAO. I'm so glad nothing is TMI. I'm learning so much!

willogirl101 · July 2010

rrcraz7:
Congress of the Cow? Interesting
I have on good authority only the Wheelbarrow will suffice. 2 birds one stone takes care of standing on your head after as well.

Awesome, I will try this one next cycle! DH was saying how boring things were getting. . .

ProcrastinatingBride · July 2010

I know I'm way late to this party, but hands and feet sounds *hard*.

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