Wow, motherhood failure....

MrsMGR · July 2010

Wow. I suck so bad. Joe is sick and all cranky and lathargic so we are both snuggling on the couch...and when I got up to get my laptop, he apparently laid down on the couch. So, when I returned to my seat (like 2 second later) I SAT ON HIS HEAD. Like, literally. He freaked out crying (no sh*t) and I totally suck at parenting. Geez, like this kids' day could get any worse!!

MMS2007 · July 2010

i don't think you suck at all. if that's the worst thing that ever happens to your little boy, he'll be lucky.

hope you all feel better!

sad5781 · July 2010

MMS2007:
i don't think you suck at all. if that's the worst thing that ever happens to your little boy, he'll be lucky.
hope you all feel better!

I agree!

Erika&Brian · July 2010

Aww I'm sorry....promise he won't remember it when he's 18 ....let alone even in a few minutes :-).

Grant was having a really cranky morning and I totally snapped at him this morning and felt horrible afterwards. At least you didn't know he was there, I knew I was snapping at him!

Nanner · July 2010

I'm sorry, but that is hilarious. I'm picturing it from Joe's view.

MrsMGR · July 2010

Nanner:
I'm sorry, but that is hilarious. I'm picturing it from Joe's view.

I know, right?! Can you imagine how traumatizing that could be for a kid?! His mom's butt coming closer...and closer....and CLOSER!! Ack!! If he suffers from claustrophobia when he's older, I'll know why.

Suzi-G- · July 2010

This will make you feel better. Cooper was having a fit one night last week. It was pretty dark in his room, and I wanted more light so I could see to take his temp. I didn't want to turn on the overhead and since he had a cold I had unplugged the lamp to plug in the humidifier, we leave the closet light on though. So, genius that I am, I went to open the closet door to let out more light-- we have those bifold double doors on the closet that fold out--- Yeah. I opened that door *smack* into the back of his head. And I thought he was having a fit before... Embarrassed

nvp05 · July 2010

MrsMGR:

Nanner:
I'm sorry, but that is hilarious. I'm picturing it from Joe's view.

I know, right?! Can you imagine how traumatizing that could be for a kid?! His mom's butt coming closer...and closer....and CLOSER!! Ack!! If he suffers from claustrophobia when he's older, I'll know why.

LMAO! I recently stepped on Rena's foot (I was wearing shoes) and felt awful about it! I think I was more upset than she was!

aprilprincess · July 2010

MrsMGR:

Nanner:
I'm sorry, but that is hilarious. I'm picturing it from Joe's view.

I know, right?! Can you imagine how traumatizing that could be for a kid?! His mom's butt coming closer...and closer....and CLOSER!! Ack!! If he suffers from claustrophobia when he's older, I'll know why.

my dad sat on me in church once (i was laying on the pew). my family still jokes about it.

RosesRRed · July 2010

MrsMGR:

Nanner:
I'm sorry, but that is hilarious. I'm picturing it from Joe's view.

I know, right?! Can you imagine how traumatizing that could be for a kid?! His mom's butt coming closer...and closer....and CLOSER!! Ack!! If he suffers from claustrophobia when he's older, I'll know why.

I know you must feel awful but your post really made me laugh. Just imagining it I am still laughing!

Cajun_gal · July 2010

sad5781:
MMS2007:
i don't think you suck at all. if that's the worst thing that ever happens to your little boy, he'll be lucky.
hope you all feel better!
I agree!

Same here

cali_girl92504 · July 2010

Cajun_gal:
sad5781:
MMS2007:

i don't think you suck at all. if that's the worst thing that ever happens to your little boy, he'll be lucky.

hope you all feel better!

I agree!

Same here

Me too. Oh, and I cracked up reading it as well so thank you for the comic relief. I needed it.

savannah11 · July 2010

RosesRRed:
MrsMGR:

Nanner:
I'm sorry, but that is hilarious. I'm picturing it from Joe's view.

I know, right?! Can you imagine how traumatizing that could be for a kid?! His mom's butt coming closer...and closer....and CLOSER!! Ack!! If he suffers from claustrophobia when he's older, I'll know why.
I know you must feel awful but your post really made me laugh. Just imagining it I am still laughing!

Hahaha, me too.

LisaK2b · July 2010

I was sat on a handful of times by various family members (maybe because I was a lazy kid and was always laying down somewhere)...but I think I came out okay. I'm not into butts on guys so maybe it affected me that way.

kreeper611 · July 2010

Yeah, this made me giggle. I always catch Cooper's arm coming through a doorway. Carrying that kid around is like carrying around a limp sack of flour. He is NO help. I pick him up and it's all arms around flapping around like a chicken. He won't grab hold of anything (though he has no issue grabbing my tank strap while he nurses). So I come through doors flying in the mornings and catch his arm. Of course he squawks and gives me a frown, but geez kid - throw me a bone and help out!

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