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I have to say something...

foundmylazybumfoundmylazybum
in Adoption

I don't like how the title page of the "Bump" is called "Crotch care 101"

I had to do a doubletake the first time I saw it. I just think "Crotch" is kinda a yuck word...really Bump--really? 

It's really been bothering me. 

 

That's all. 

 

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  • pinkpearpinkpear
    LOL!  Imagine someone logging on at work with a co-worker passing by and seeing this up on their screen!
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  • Go_DawgsGo_Dawgs member
    I did the same thing and completely agree.
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  • foundmylazybumfoundmylazybum

    Seriously. I wonder if that's why they put it in such flowery font! Imagine that meeting..."We have this great idea for the next cover...butt..."

    Editor: "how bout covering the word "Crotch up with neat font!? Designer? Is that possible?"

    Graphic Designer: "Oh yes! I have just the font...it's called, "Cooter Pearls."

     

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  • Art TeacherArt Teacher
    I never go to that screen (I just save the adoption board on my favorites list) but I had to check it out...yuck!  I don't think that's really necessary on the title page!!!
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  • mrsdrkwavermrsdrkwaver
    i agree there is a better way to say that
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  • silliestbunnysilliestbunny member

    Wow...I am w/o words.

    Crotch care?  Try Tacky Bump Information.  Ugh.

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  • mcmann05mcmann05 member
    I've seriously been questioning it every time I see it.
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  • MayDayGirlMayDayGirl member

    lol as someone who gave birth and had a HORRIFIC recovery, I would have been like "yes!!! something to help me!!!"

    19.5 months later my crotch still hurts if I am to active!! Surprise

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  • foundmylazybumfoundmylazybum
    imageMayDayGirl:

    lol as someone who gave birth and had a HORRIFIC recovery, I would have been like "yes!!! something to help me!!!"

    19.5 months later my crotch still hurts if I am to active!! Surprise

    Okay--I will admit that upon reflection---I also had this thought as well..."It IS the Bump--maybe a LOT of moms are having a problem with recovery(?).." I don't really have a problem with the topic, it's the whole presentation! 

    I actually can imagine that squeezing something the size of a watermelon out something the size of a lemon (and starts out the size of a straw!) can cause quite the stir down there--but..the way the Bump does it--all nice--like with a cute set up...with sponges and nice soap--and a cute font...and then calls it "Crotch care!"  I guess I imagined it more like.."Post war care."  

    So--IHO of MayDayGirl..and her..hoohah..I stand corrected. Smile  

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  • silliestbunnysilliestbunny member
    Haha...MayDay, I think we all respect Crotch 101 in your honor now!
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  • crystalpopcorncrystalpopcorn member
    imagefoundmylazybum:
    imageMayDayGirl:

    lol as someone who gave birth and had a HORRIFIC recovery, I would have been like "yes!!! something to help me!!!"

    19.5 months later my crotch still hurts if I am to active!! Surprise

    So--IHO of MayDayGirl..and her..hoohah..I stand corrected. Smile  

    Maybe they should call it "hoohah help"! lol

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  • katerenakaterena
    The bump just can't resist being crass!! 
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  • brown_bride07brown_bride07 member
    I got to say that from all my friends that had tears or cuts- that title is pretty fitting. Many have pain for weeks/months after delivery.
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