Ummm, fauxshelley, you lost for finding the douchebag of the year on match.com....

achase123 · June 2010

I really can't believe this guy is still single....check out his username: iwantyoutosuckme. Yah, read on. It gets better.

iwantyoutosuckme

need some loven getting lonely work to much,need a good woman to bring back out my fun side

Active over 3 weeks ago

36-year-old man
Redding, California, United States
seeking women 18-35
in California, United States

Relationships:	Currently Separated
Have kids:	No Answer
Want kids:	No Answer
Ethnicity:	No Answer
Body type:	No Answer
Height:	5'2" (157cms)
Religion:	No Answer
Smoke:	No Answer
Drink:	No Answer

About my life and what I'm looking for

im a general conteactor here in redding been here about 20 yrs i love redding great place for my kids to grow up. im very busy with work would love to find someone to grab my interest and pull me away for awile. i love to be loved and give it .i am a very sensitive man love to take care of the one im with just makes me feel good to take care of someone. i dont drink anymore. dont want a alcholic or drugs around please dont lie or cheat, and i havent had a girl that gives good head gotta give great head and love to do it while im driving hope i didnt scare ya.

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Hair:	Black
Eyes:	Blue
Sports and exercise:	Golf Soccer VolleyBall
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Interests:	No Answer
Education:	No Answer
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Income:	No Answer
Languages:	English
Politics:	Middle of the Road
Sign:	Aquarius
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Height:	3'0" (91cms) to 8'0" (244cms)
Body type:	No Answer
Languages:	English
Ethnicity:	No Answer
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Education:	No Answer
Job:	No Answer
Income:	No Answer
Smoke:	No Answer
Drink:	No Answer
Relationships:	No Answer
Have kids:	No Answer
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BMenz · June 2010

oh.my.god. Indifferent

peeps61308 · June 2010

That is AWESOME!! The sad part is, he probably got a lot of replies. People are crazy!!!

susanc07 · June 2010

i just wonder how he chose which questions to take the time to answer.

like he wanted everyone to know he's 5'2" (rawr) and an aquarius and that he likes soccer and volleyball. i'm sold.

fauxshelley · June 2010

WTF?

"i havent had a girl that gives good head gotta give great head and love to do it while im driving hope i didnt scare ya."

mrgn · June 2010

5'2 and a douche. My fave!

sweetie0228 · June 2010

He's 36, separated 5'2'' and looking for a hot 18 yr old that will "perform".

yes all the qualities of a complete creeper! Someone needs to tell him both porn and WWE Wrestling are both fake. Because he lives in a special delusional world.

turtle1120 · June 2010

OMG! I agree that this guy definitely wins the DB of the year award! I know there are good people out there. I'm not even ready to begin looking yet, but these last two guys that have been posted on here (as well as my ex DB) make me think that being single is the most attractive option of all!

achase123 · June 2010

fauxshelley:
WTF? "i havent had a girl that gives good head gotta give great head and love to do it while im driving hope i didnt scare ya."

That was my favorite part of the whole thing....hope I didn't scare ya! Ummm, you actually have me TERRIFIED. Block user, block user!!!!

fauxshelley · July 2010

I love this! I think we should have a new thread called "DB of the week" and see who can find the biggest DB on the internet, or maybe even DB stories from real life.

achase123 · July 2010

fauxshelley:
I love this! I think we should have a new thread called "DB of the week" and see who can find the biggest DB on the internet, or maybe even DB stories from real life.

I agree!! This way I won't feel guilty for telling stories about XH! It will have a purpose: to win the DB of the week award!