Talked to MIL this morning. They all want to come visit us in the U.S. when the baby is born. She was talking about how different members of the family want to come at different times - some are able to come in mid-October, others in late-October. The baby is due October 15. So she's like, "Do you have any more information about when the baby is going to come?"
Yes, I have consulted my crystal orb and the baby is going to arrive on October 12 at 2:15 a.m. I was holding out on you.
Re: Yes, MIL, I am psychic and I never told you
First, your MIL sounds like a real nut job.
Secondly, could you please tell me if I will win the lottery ever?
Thanks!