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Who's good at making badges?
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I talked to someone (I don't know if she would want me to mention her name) about making a badge about shitastic MILs.
Can someone make a badge for this, cause IIIIIIIIIIII need to sport it!
(not going to bore you with the details)
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Re: Who's good at making badges?
**chants**
Details!! Details!!
Yes- I want details, AND I want to sport this badge!
BTW- Normailed is good at this stuff, but I don't want to volunteer her, so let's see if she checks in...
Me TOO! I would love to sport the badge and hear the details...I've got lots of time!
BTW- love the family beach picture!
Ugh, guys, it's not that good - not juicy, I mean... but I'll tell ya anyways...
We went to a "BBQ" there the other day and I was just so skeeved out the whole freakin' time I was there. I HATE going there - HATE IT!!! I put BBQ in quotes because their version of a bbq is VERY different than normal peoples'. First of all, the bbq takes place under the fire escape they call a balcony. They have a charcoal grill that's, like, from the year of the flood - it even has a pirate peg-leg because apparently one of the "original legs" broke. How freakin' expensive is it to buy a grill???? These @ssholes own MILLIONS OF DOLLARS in property and they can't buy a grill?
So, then I notice when I went outside that she's having trouble flippin' the burgers... The spatula keeps getting stuck on something. I then look a bit more closely and notice they have the WIRES from HANGERSSSSSSSS twirlled and entwined all throughout the grill! WHY, PEOPLE, WHY?!?!?!?!
As I'm staring at the double-wired grill, flloooomp! A hot dog goes down into the charcoal. MIL stabs the poor thing with a BBQ fork hands it over to FIL who was already equipped with a paper towel. He wipes it off a bit and hands it back to MIL who then STICKS THE FVCKER BACK ON THE GRILLL!!!! EWWWW!!!!!!! I shout - "you can't grill that!" and I got a teeth suck and an eyeroll. As I stare in horror, I notice MIL's fingernails are black underneath...
This was also the day I noticed as I was nursing Mari in BIL's room that his shades are ducktaped to the window.
I can't make this stuff up, guys. It's the real live Borat family.
Where, oh where, did my husband come from?
Now can someone make a badge?!?!? LOL!!
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I just had to bite my hand to keep from waking Hayden- I was laughing so hard at that!
My reason for wearing the badge is totally different. A-man is 7 months old and as much as we begged, tried...everything the MIL just can't make it out to see him.
7 months and she has still not seen her grandson! Reasons include - bad hair day, doc does not want her to go into public (it would be me, DH, baby and her), and she didn't sleep the night before (mind you we wouldn't make it up north for 6 hours...take and nap and use this little thing called an alarm clock).
But she will leave crazy facebook messages how she loves him and bla bla bla. I say bring on the badge!
I survived the RoLex wedding and all I got was this lousy husband.
One&Only Palmilla - Los Cabos, Mexico
I love you girls, you are so funny.
Ro, i just almost wet my pants at your countess reference.
I don't have a MIL, but I live vicariously through all of the hilarious MIL posts on here.
Just peed my pants...
:singing loudly- money can't buy you class:I am a very lucky woman. Your stories make me realize just how lucky I am to have a super MIL. She can be a little dramatic, but she's still pretty awesome.
Sorry you all have to deal with crappy MIL's.
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Formerly Knottie Soon2beMrs.G_09
Cris and I talked about the badge, and I'm thrilled that she posted this.
With my situation, we'll say we have "off days" and they are enough to send me over the edge. It's petty, pointless, childish stuff that happens. Ya know how it feelsm girls: some days everything's great and they like you and you can talk and get along great. And the next day, you feel like you woke up in the wrong place because you are suddenly on the top of the crap list. Yeah, that's my life. And it's been one of those "off days" here today.