Little Man (4 years old---holy cow) He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
I almost brushed my teeth with pink grapefruit face scrub. It's was on the toothbrush and almost in my mouth when I realized I smelled facewash and not toothpaste.
Re: Edited because the bump sucks