We haven't had one in a while, and I'm in desperate need of one today.
Dear co-irker,
A can of Spam microwaved and smothered in hot sauce smells revolting. No one else thinks this (or the sardines from yesterday) qualify as breakfast. Please eat at home.
Dear BIL,
I really don't appreciate you being a complete and total butt head to my family and friends when they call your wife to RSVP to my baby shower. Playing 20 questions and berating them for calling makes you look like even more of a jerk than I already think you are.
Re: OL Tuesday
I'll play today!
Dear Co-Irker,
There is no reason to be rude to me because another coworker asked for my help doing something that is associated with your case. Consider it something that you don't have to do. If you care that much, try doing your own work and maybe they will ask you next time!
Edited to remove the way too snarky dirty laundry that didn't need to be dealt with on the message boards.
Thanks for that!
Dear Hobby Lobby Cashier,
Please refrain from rolling your eyes at me when you are ringing me up because you have tried to tell me that something that is on sale, isn't on sale, and I am going to go get the sign so you can see that I am not imagining things. Thanks!