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FFFC Time!

Okay ladies-spill your confessions!

Mine is easy: I am getting DRUNK this weekend!!!!  Ok, it's not even flameworthy but that's all I gots!  Woooo hooooo!!!!!!   Drinks

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Re: FFFC Time!

  • Ohhhh love FFFC

    My parents dog is driving me bonkers. They went out of town and we have to watch him... when I say we their are 3 adults in the house including me. Guess who gets all the work... me. How does that work when I am shuttleing my older daughter around left and right and taking care of a 4 month old. Then last night he poo'd and it stuck (sorry TMI) to his bum...which he then wiped accross the freshly shampood carpet.

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  • I indulged and ordered a large pizza ALL for myself last night!

    And one that hasn't, and probably will not happen, is that I wish I didn't have to have X in LO's life. I wish he would choose to disappear out of our life. If she wanted to meet him at any point in her life, I would let her and tell her how, but I wish he would just leave and take all his BS with him! Some guys are dumb, and X is definitely one of them. :P

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  • I don't think newborn babies are cute.  They really don't "cute up" till about 2.5-3 months old.  I see newborns on a regular basis for failed newborn hearing screens and I have to lie and say all these newborns are cute to their parents, especially if I'm about to break the news that their kid can't hear. 

     And I'm super confused by fashion designers.  Who is their right mind is actually going to WEAR some of that krap?  Its like they sat down in a drug-addled haze and decided to come up with the ugliest, unwearable items of clothing ever made and then price it at 3 months salary just because they get to have some sweatshop kid in India sew their name on the inside.  And then, because they are so fabulous, magazine editors have to say stuff like, "crocheted booty shorts are so in this season!"

  • I love to do handstands when I am drunk.  Luckily, this is only once every couple of years.
  • Totally flame-worthy:

    I wish I didn't have to take care of my step-daughter tonight and I could just get in bed and cry when the baby goes to sleep.

    But I WOULD NEVER let her know I felt this way.  I'll probably be extra-super nice just to try to make sure she doesn't know how I'm feeling.

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    I don't think newborn babies are cute.  They really don't "cute up" till about 2.5-3 months old.  I see newborns on a regular basis for failed newborn hearing screens and I have to lie and say all these newborns are cute to their parents, especially if I'm about to break the news that their kid can't hear. 

     And I'm super confused by fashion designers.  Who is their right mind is actually going to WEAR some of that krap?  Its like they sat down in a drug-addled haze and decided to come up with the ugliest, unwearable items of clothing ever made and then price it at 3 months salary just because they get to have some sweatshop kid in India sew their name on the inside.  And then, because they are so fabulous, magazine editors have to say stuff like, "crocheted booty shorts are so in this season!"

    Ugh, I couldn't agree more and I was a fashion major in college (switched to music education). And who's going to spend $400 on a pair of jean shorts??? I would much rather go to Old Navy and get a pair that looks exactly the same for $30!

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  • I got a text from STBXH yesterday afternoon and was 2 seconds away from telling him he can't take DS for the weekend. Just to be a *** because it's only been 7 (yes, seven!!) weeks since his last visit AND I had plans already... big plans that included a fire hall open house which DS would have LOVED. But I responded that he could take him :(
  • My ex threatened suicide when we were divorcing.  I told him to go ahead and do it, and said it would be easier for me to lie to the kids and say your daddy loved you and can't be here, then to say your daddy is not around because he is an a-hole. (Not that I would ever tell him that he is a-hole.  His actions speak louder than words ever could)

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  • I've been trying to pay off this "little" bit of debt from college and medical bills...but instead I've been spending the money on clothes and shoes...oh and a really cute pair of Lucky Jeans... oops.
  • imagefauxshelley:

    My ex threatened suicide when we were divorcing.  I told him to go ahead and do it, and said it would be easier for me to lie to the kids and say your daddy loved you and can't be here, then to say your daddy is not around because he is an a-hole. (Not that I would ever tell him that he is a-hole.  His actions speak louder than words ever could)

    My ex did the same thing. Once he tried to jump out of a moving car, I laughted at him and sped up. You had a great explanation for yours, I wish I could think that fast on my toes!!

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  • imagefauxshelley:

    My ex threatened suicide when we were divorcing.  I told him to go ahead and do it, and said it would be easier for me to lie to the kids and say your daddy loved you and can't be here, then to say your daddy is not around because he is an a-hole. (Not that I would ever tell him that he is a-hole.  His actions speak louder than words ever could)

    Maybe if he got this tattooed on his chest in Chinese scripture it would serve as sort of a reminder?  Stick out tongue

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  • Not so much flame worthy, but a confession none the less...maybe even high-schoolISH. lol.

    H has been my one and only...as much as I miss my sex life, I am scared of having sex with someone else. All of the stupid/crazy/silly thoughts go through my head...what if I'm not any good?!

    Laugh it up ladies!!

  • imageinbetween:

    Not so much flame worthy, but a confession none the less...maybe even high-schoolISH. lol.

    H has been my one and only...as much as I miss my sex life, I am scared of having sex with someone else. All of the stupid/crazy/silly thoughts go through my head...what if I'm not any good?!

    Laugh it up ladies!!

    Ahhh, you will be fine!  And, you never know, you might enjoy it more with someone else than you did with H!  Now there is something to look forward to!  I think it's time for you to get a little action Wink

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  • I live with my parents, and I'm not sure how much longer I can take it. I moved in a little less than a year ago, pay rent, and want to move out so bad. I work every day except Sunday at 2 jobs, and my mom is constantly on my back about not doing enough around the house. I do the dishes atleast 2-3 times a week, wash DS and my clothes, clean up his toys every night, and cook 3 times a week. I'm really not sure what else she wants from me.

    I told her I'm moving out once a new apartment building opens up in a few months. I already paid my deposit for it. She had the nerve to say, "Why? So you can spend even less time with your son than what you do already?" Sorry mom, when you figure out how to go to school, have 2 jobs, and spend 24/7 with him, let me know.

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  • imageinbetween:

    Not so much flame worthy, but a confession none the less...maybe even high-schoolISH. lol.

    H has been my one and only...as much as I miss my sex life, I am scared of having sex with someone else. All of the stupid/crazy/silly thoughts go through my head...what if I'm not any good?!

    Laugh it up ladies!!

    This is me exactly.  I can talk big about just going out and finding someone to just have some fun with, but when it comes down to it I don't think I could ever really do it. 

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    imagefauxshelley:

    My ex threatened suicide when we were divorcing.  I told him to go ahead and do it, and said it would be easier for me to lie to the kids and say your daddy loved you and can't be here, then to say your daddy is not around because he is an a-hole. (Not that I would ever tell him that he is a-hole.  His actions speak louder than words ever could)

    My ex did the same thing. Once he tried to jump out of a moving car, I laughted at him and sped up. You had a great explanation for yours, I wish I could think that fast on my toes!!

    BD did the same thing! i told him 'i honestly wish you would, it would make things so much easier and LO can have your damn social security!'.... he continues to 'threaten' that to this day.

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