When you get out of the shower, in a hurry to get dressed because DH cranked the AC, rush to get toweled off, and try to squeeze into pre-preg clothes AND you're not completely dry so your body says no way jose!!
And then you cry for ten minutes about how fat you are, naked, with your "fat jeans" glued to your thighs.
Switching to yoga pants with elastic waists from here on out.... may burn those jeans just for therapy.
What shiity thing has happened to you so far today?
Re: You know what REALLY, REALLY sucks?
Just read a few posts down and you will see all my drama!
As far as the jeans, you could burn them but you could also keep them and show them who will win the war by getting those suckers in and zippered after baby comes, then they will know who is boss!
You can take a pic of them and burn that
My son cried when I dropped him off at daycare this a.m. That's a sure fire way to get my day off to a sucky start. I will take some mommy guilt with a side of broken heart!! Thank you very much!
Oh, that is why I don't even look at my pre preg clothes anymore. They are dead to me now.
Okay, I should live by your words. I am wearing a button down shirt that I thought I could wear just one last time. Standing up it's fine, sitting down one of the buttons pops. It happened while I was in a meeting with my sleazy manager. I don't want him seeing any part of my body but my face. Completely my fault for thinking I could get away with wearing this shirt ::face palms::
Last weekend I put away all my pre-preg clothes so I'm not even tempted to try and sqeeze into them - they can come back out next winter.
My sweet little DS got my morning off to a rough start - poor guy is getting his molars & is not happy about it. He pretty much spent all morning clinging to me crying/whining, sobbing when I went to take a shower, and just generally unhappy - I hate to see him all bummed out, I really hope his day gets better.
Love it!!
If he's in the donut business he should just shut his fat mouth and sell his donuts.
he runs this crap place and the only good thing he has is those donuts. This is also the same man who told me one day I looked like Jackie O. (Had on my big shades) I took it as a compliment and said "Thanks" he goes I dont know why you think that is a good thing, she is dead.
UHM then why the hell did you say that you creep? You think I look like a corpse?