Just for fun...predictions of your birth experience

tigerali · May 2010

https://pregnancyandbaby.sheknows.com/pregnancy/baby/Madame-Zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience-1.php

tigerali · May 2010

Here's mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and barely there blonde hair.

If I birth a 14 pound baby, Madame Zaritska and I are going to have words! That's insane!!

itsmegin · May 2010

LOL this is great-DH will be thrilled yet another bogus source confirms his assertion that we're having a girl:

The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and fluffy red hair.

I am kind of impressed that she predicted red hair. Why are they all huge babies?!

IAM4UK · May 2010

Here's mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and barely there blonde hair.

Considering I am due in January, I doubt it will be warm outside. I won't have any labor since I will have a scheduled c-section. Hoping for a boy so let's hope that is right. Doubt he will be 12 pounds. My first was only 2lbs. He will have to have blue eyes since we both have blue eyes. Blonde hair will probably be right as well.

THat was fun!

danamh83 · May 2010

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and curly blonde hair.

Neither DH or I are a blonde so how the heck that'll happen IDK.

AppleMomma · May 2010

Well, we're praying for a girl, but at least we'd have everything we need if it's a boy. 18 inches was how long DS was so that's interesting. Labor of 5 hours would be heaven compared to my last one!

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and barely there brown hair.

izzourclue · May 2010

tigerali:

Here's mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and barely there blonde hair.

If I birth a 14 pound baby, Madame Zaritska and I are going to have words! That's insane!!

14 pounds!!! I think you will be laboring longer than 12 hours with that one. Good lord. Its like giving birth to a 6 month old.

tigerali · May 2010

izzourclue:
tigerali:

Here's mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and barely there blonde hair.

If I birth a 14 pound baby, Madame Zaritska and I are going to have words! That's insane!!

14 pounds!!! I think you will be laboring longer than 12 hours with that one. Good lord. Its like giving birth to a 6 month old.

I know, right! Is it bad that I want to do it again just to prove her wrong??

izzourclue · May 2010

Here's mine.

The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and barely there red hair.

15 pounds! I am 5'3" and 110 pounds. I will not be laboring with this one, it will definitely be a c-section and I think I will say, lets get this one out at 10 lbs. What is with all the giant babies? Violet eyes would be cool and I was born with red hair.

mchupie · May 2010

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and curly auburn hair.

20 hours...lovely.

Light brown eyes and curly auburn hair are a definite possibility, though! My hair is naturally curly and auburn.

AppleMomma · May 2010

mchupie:
The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and curly auburn hair.
20 hours...lovely.
Light brown eyes and curly auburn hair are a definite possibility, though! My hair is naturally curly and auburn.

What is with these outrageous weights on your all's babies! 11 pounds, 14, 15?!?!? Heck no!

JustDoIt62009 · May 2010

The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light hazel eyes and curly brown hair.

JustDoIt62009 · May 2010

JustDoIt62009:
The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light hazel eyes and curly brown hair.

I'm on my iPhone so I can't format so I figured I would copy an paste and then quote my thought. I believe all of this is possible, except I want my LO to weight a bit more than 5 pounds! Definitely not 14 though, holy cow!!

MrsPreK · May 2010

Here is mine -

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and curly black hair.

I already know that part of it isn't true - the 15 hour labor part. Thank-goodness. Repeat c/s for me =D Oh, and we never get fog in the middle of January in Northern MI, lol. Maybe she meant a blizzard

nohalo21 · May 2010

Posting from my phone so I can't do the cut and paste but I had to share. It will hot and my girl will weigh 15 lbs 5 oz with red hair. We live in the northeast and both have brown hair. Oh and I hope to be delivering a baby and not a turkey. I sure hope Madame is wrong

lilmissconni21 · May 2010

The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have light green eyes and some blonde hair.

I live in NE Ohio and am due the begining of January, I highly doubt it will be warm, but I could be wrong...Labor for 25 hours, great. My DH and I both have green eyes and blonde hair so that will probably be the case. On the 6lbs, I was almost 11 when I was born so I hope to have a 6lb baby!!

Ceefome · May 2010

Apparently she's predicting I'm going to have uncontrolled GD...

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and fluffy black hair.

I think dark green eyes are an impossibility, but the fluffy black hair could happen.

wendym212 · May 2010

Here's mine.

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and fluffy red hair.

15 lbs and 16 inches long! Goodness!

jamilynn9 · May 2010

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and curly auburn hair.

25 hours?!? No, thank you.

ohashlet · May 2010

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and some blonde hair.

Everything else I believe, but LIKE HELL will I deliver a 15 lb baby.

willamina28 · May 2010

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 30 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and barely there auburn hair. This is the third time I did this, the other times were unrealistic based on genetics

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