So I went to get a spray tan today

jen629 · May 2010

DH bought it for me last year and I decided to go use it today.....I am standing there almost completely naked and the girl says oh your a Cancer? ( she was looking at my tattoo) I said yes she said oh so am I ..she says I will be 20 in July I said oh I think that tattoo is older than you Indifferent

So she is spraying me and asking me when I got married I said last year.then she says ....so do you guys have any children yet? Crying ...I almost started crying ... butt naked ...at the tanning salon.....so I said no we are trying we have had 2 miscarriages....so she says oh that sounds like my sister and when they stopped trying they got pregnant....uggghhhhhh

Aubs13 · May 2010

Ugh. What a crappy thing to say! I'm sorry, Jen. {{hugs}}

On a side note, how does your spray tan look?

Brady1* · May 2010

WTF! Even the tanning salon isn't safe. I'm sorry hunny ((HUGS)) But on a brighter note I bet you look really hot all tan. Can you PIP?

bbhalphen · May 2010

And you couldn't even roll your eyes because she could totally turn you orange with that sprayer if she wanted to! Ugh!

JuJuBe3 · May 2010

Did you grab the sprayer and get her square in the eyes? Just ignore her and bask in the glory of your new tan.

johannaknip · May 2010

Did you turn around a ram the spray nozzle in her pee hole?

jen629 · May 2010

DH says I look hot ..I think it is too dark....once I shower tomorrow and look pretty I will have him take a pic

vflipo · May 2010

Sad

jen629 · May 2010

johannaknip:
Did you turn around a ram the spray nozzle in her pee hole?

bwhahaha!

BeachCole · May 2010

Stupid tanning salon girl - who asked her!? Lame. But I bet you look super hot!

Etta07 · May 2010

awe jen I am so sorry. {{HUGS}}

Texas77again · May 2010

aw man, just when you are trying to get away from it. why couldn't she just say, i'm sorry and good luck!

stupid ass whipper-snappers.

jen629 · May 2010

Well I guess the good thing is when I said I was 20 years older than her she said I didn't look it Stick out tongue

GuppyAmy · May 2010

Why do some people open their mouths?

Olive44 · May 2010

I'm sorry, Jen. I bet you look super hot though! Wink

PeetiePie · May 2010

What a stupid hobag! She deserves a throat punch!

Danie.T · May 2010

What a douche. I agree the spray tan always looks better after a shower. Enjoy your tan hotness!

sciteach104 · May 2010

I hope the tan made you feel better though! I love spray tans, I always feel so much better when I look tan!!

Aubs0009 · May 2010

Can't a girl just get a spray tan in peace??

eminbmore · May 2010

Uuuugggggh is right. People always think they're being so damn helpful too.

ashleyrsotomayor · May 2010

I'm sorry. At least you are tan:) I have always wanted to try that. I went to get a pedicure at my usual place a couple of days after my d&c, just to cheer myself up, and I forgot that the lady there knew we were trying to have a baby. I wore a flowy dress that day because I was super bloated, and while I was sitting in the pedicure chair, she actually patted my belly and said, "do you have news for me?" All I could say was, "not yet"...and I was trying to hold back the tears. It sucks, but people just don't know unless they have been there.

dandyelle · May 2010

I bet your tan looks fab!!!

I especially love people who try to be extra helpful by telling you some success story of an aunt's neighbor's friend who had the EXACT SAME THING happen to her and now they're catching up to the Duggars.

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