Because we LOVE embarrassing stories

JenandMike71809 · May 2010

It seems a tad bit slow in here today...so...since we all love hearing funny embarrassing stories lets have 'em! What is an embarrassing story you have that involves you and your DH?

My DH and I have many...as DH is can be very social awkward at times! My favorite was before we even started really dating he thought it would be funny to set my ring tone when I called him to "You have an incoming booty call"...well he forgot to set it to silent for class on the day he had a big presentation...So I called him not knowing his class schedule IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PRESENTATION! I guess that is more embarrassing for him than me but I still laugh every time I think about it!

jessr510 · May 2010

Ok, I'll play before I run! Right after DH and I started dating, we had just had some sexy time on the sofabed at his mom's place (he was living with her at the time) and she & her bf at the time came home. We were still naked so I ran to the bathroom and he ran up the stairs. Then he realized she was banging on the door because she forgot her key. He came downstairs, dressed, and let them in. Did he get me my clothes in the bathroom before he let them in? NO... As he was walking past the bathroom with them, he opened the door slightly and tossed them in. Thanks, dear.

That's just one off the top of my head. See you ladies later!

HappyWife01 · May 2010

We had just moved into our new house and we had people over for a party. We were both drunk and decided to get it on in the hall bathroom. MH forgot to lock the door and in comes his brother-in-law. Thankfully we were both dressed still and THANK GOD it wasn't his sister!

Temp356619000002780 · May 2010

LOL,

When MH and I where daiting he had a condo in the city and a few of the guys at the firehouse also lived in the same building. Well I am loud in the bedroom, and the neighbors all talked about it. Word got around and my nickname at the firehouse was the screamer. They even asked MH what he was doing to me...

sandylou · May 2010

Back in our "wild" days we spent the day drinking with some friends. We went back to a friends house and ended up having sex, except we had too much to drink to make it work.

Some other friends called and said they were down the street at the bar we had been at earlier that day. We jumped up, got dressed and and i threw the condom in my purse planning to flush it in a few. In all the haze I forgot to get rid of it.

Later I go to the bathroom at the bar and come back out to our table roaring with laughter. While I was in the bathroom someone reached in my purse to look for lotion. She found it...along with the used condom stuck to it so they draped it over my drink!!! I was so embarrassed, but all I could say was "this would only happen to me!" they all agreed...I'm contantly getting myself in awkward situations!

Temp356619000002780 · May 2010

sandylou:

Back in our "wild" days we spent the day drinking with some friends. We went back to a friends house and ended up having sex, except we had too much to drink to make it work.

Some other friends called and said they were down the street at the bar we had been at earlier that day. We jumped up, got dressed and and i threw the condom in my purse planning to flush it in a few. In all the haze I forgot to get rid of it.

Later I go to the bathroom at the bar and come back out to our table roaring with laughter. While I was in the bathroom someone reached in my purse to look for lotion. She found it...along with the used condom stuck to it so they draped it over my drink!!! I was so embarrassed, but all I could say was "this would only happen to me!" they all agreed...I'm contantly getting myself in awkward situations!

LMAO! This is classic!!

steff13914 · May 2010

This wasn't really that embarrassing and doesn't necessarily involve MH, but it could have turned out to be really bad for me since I get embarrassed pretty easily! MH and I had a Halloween party and we all dressed as characters from the board game Clue. I was Miss Scarlet, so I had a slutty dress on. It was very short, so when I sat down I didn't want to cross my legs and flash everyone my butt. Instead, I sat with my legs together and flashed everyone my lacie red panties! My sister informed me that she and my Mom were cracking up that I had no idea they could see right up my dress and they even took a picture before calling me over to whisper it in my ear! I am sure everyone else noticed too, but thank goodness no one said it out loud! I would have been as red as my dress! LOL

sassyandskinny · May 2010

DH had a minor surgery on his penis after we had been married a month or two. ?We were wanting to ttc soon afterward, so the doctor ordered an SA as a routine thing, as he knew nothing would be wrong. ?The doc was a really close friend of DH's dad, so all he said was "come in, leave a sample, its on the house, I'll call you if anything is out of the ordinary."

That was it, no prep, no instructions. ?So I went along, we had sex in the bathroom, he pulled out and put his sample in the cup, and we walked out. ?The receptionist totally gave us the side eye, but I thought it was more of a don't ask don't tell sort of thing, not a completely frowned upon sort of thing. ?When the doc calls, he is chuckling about how my DH's sperm count is great, considering our unorthodox collection techniques. ?I have to see this guy about once a year now at social functions.

Now we know that it is not an?acceptable way to collect. ?DH has had another SA since then, and we did not go this route again.?

alegaga4u · May 2010

So funny!! I don't have one to share right now, but just wanted to say thanks for the laughs ! Haveing a really rough day at work and this cheered me up.

JenandMike71809 · May 2010

alegaga4u:
So funny!! I don't have one to share right now, but just wanted to say thanks for the laughs ! Haveing a really rough day at work and this cheered me up.

Glad we could help! Hope your day starts to look up!

JenandMike71809 · May 2010

I do have a way more embarrassing one that was embarrassing for me as well!

I have to start out with...DH was intended to be a one night stand...and he felt the same way about me...SO...on the camping trip where it all started...DH and I got so drunk we started making out in the dirt along side the camp fire in front of ALL of our friends...they still talk about it! Then after everyone went to bed (we were all staying in our friends run down cabin...3 couples up stairs two down stairs and one "couple" in the car) we decided to just share the hide-a-bed that was intended for me only in the 2nd room down stairs...well one thing lead to another and we were getting it on like donkey kong...so here is where it starts to get embarrassing...the guy who was hooking up with the girl in the car storms in to the cabin and it happens that the hide-a-bed we were on is in the same room as the front door. They guy who storms in apparently was totally in love with me and freaked out on DH for hooking up with me and punches out a window in the cabin, causing EVERYONE to get up to see what is going on...well they all enter the room we are in to find my wrapped in only a sheet! It then became very clear what had happened! Needless to say the next morning was VERY awkward!!! Then to make matters worse...I couldn't find my underwear until we packed up to leave and my room mate found them behind the couch for me... Embarrassed Thank GOD DH asked for my number and we have been together ever since!!! I guess we were a match made in awkward heaven!

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