Babies: 9 - 12 Months

mamma test

this was just emailed to me...it's pretty funny

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something

off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.  'Why?' my

daughter asked.  'Because it's been on the ground;

You don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs,' I

replied.   At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,

'Mama, how do you know all this stuff? you are so smart.'  

I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All moms know this stuff..... It's

on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, But she was evidently

pondering this new information.  'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if

you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.'  'Exactly,' I replied

with a big smile on my face

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