this was just emailed to me...it's pretty funny
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something
off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my
daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground;
You don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs,' I
replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
'Mama, how do you know all this stuff? you are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All moms know this stuff..... It's
on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, But she was evidently
pondering this new information. 'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if
you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.' 'Exactly,' I replied
with a big smile on my face
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