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OL Tuesday...
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Re: OL Tuesday...
Dear Secretary,
We are growing tired of you constantly telling us things are being stolen from your office. I have money in a drawer, an iPhone that usually sits out, and a few other things that have been just fine. So I seriously doubt someone took that half eaten granola bar yesterday, as you claimed. Also, I know you have lost weight, which is great, but that doesn't mean you can wear 2 sizes smaller than before. Please especially take note of that last part.
Dear Self,
Where has your motivation gone? You can't expect to eat what you want not exercise, and continue losing weight. It just doesn't work that way. I know it's not fair, but I can't help it. Maybe the no change in the scales this week will help you! Remember, you have about 35 more lbs to go by Labor Day!!
Dear Self:
You leave for Hawaii in late June, you must keep drinking water everyday and watch your calorie intake to loose any weight between now and then. Walking everyday and tanning would be a great idea too.
Thanks.
Dear Husband.
I'm sorry I would have liked a card for mother's day and my birthday, sorry you feel i am unappreciative of the fact I am going to Hawaii with your 3 children and that I should just be happy. A $3 card is all i want!!!
Your wife.
Dear Weather.
See note to self...walking in the rain and cold is not comfortable...could you warm up til like at least 62...
Thanks....
Dear Soon to be EX-cousin in law,
Um in what universe do you think it is okay to air out your dirty laundry on facebook? Your kids are on there for petes sake and you are bashing their daddy to the internet world? That is a sorry thing to do. I'm sorry he had to take your name off the joint checking account but he did it because he is afraid you are fixing to drain him dry...you don't work...you have no reason to not be working...so here is my advice to you...go get a JOB! Take control of your life. DO NOT call my aunt (his mom) and ask her for money...that was tasteless and classless. Don't worry, he will take care of the boys...but in no way form or fashion does he owe you anything...and to think he does is just crazy. You need to step away from yourself for a minute and realize that a marriage failing is both of your faults...instead of constantly blaming him and falsely accusing him of things and threatening why don't you step back and see what you might could have done to make things different okay? Oh and please do me a HUGE favor and grow up...you are 43 years old and are acting like a 16 year old scorned high school girl...your boys don't need to see this and you are only making a fool of yourself so just stop!
(Oh that felt good to get off my chest since I can't tell her what I think in real life since I need to stay out of it!)
Dear Aubrey's 2 bottom teeth,
Yay for breaking through...I'm not sure how much longer she'll be irritated by you...do you still hurt after breaking the skin until you get to your destination...well if you do please be gentle...bless her heart it's been a rough couple of weeks with you
Dear Body,
Okay this plateau on the weight loss isn't very cool. I am trying to figure out what I need to do to jump start you again so let's make this happen okay?
Dear sciatica nerve
Why in the world do you want to bother me???? I hurt when I sit or when I stand. They only thing that seems to work is me sitting on a heating pad. Why did you choose to hurt my left butt cheek? GO AWAY!!!