Need Your Snarkiness

roselln2 · May 2010

This weekend I got a call from my crazy neighbor... let's call her "W". I call her crazy because a month ago she was keeping a rabid raccoon as a pet... no joke. Anyway, W was upset because another neighbor had called the fire department on her to report her having a fire in a fire pit. She believes that this neighbor is another woman named "T". She was calling me and everyone else in the neighborhood that has a fire pit to let us know that if she can't have a fire pit, no one can. She said that a couple of times, and I was sitting there wondering if she was saying what I really thought she was.

So, here I am on my couch recovering from my ER listening to this raving lunatic (probably an understatement), and I finally am able to get an word in edgewise and say, "W, are you saying that if you see me with a fire in my fire pit, you will call the fire department on me?" Her reply was absolutely because again, if she can't have one, no one can (an answer I have heard from 5 year olds), and she also said that if that happened, I would have no choice but to be upset with T.

I told her that I have no idea of whether or not it was T who called, I don't agree with whoever it was who called; however, I would be mad at her if she were to call on me and to please leave me out of her problems with T.

So, if this were you, what would you have said? Your snarkiest responses would be much appreciated! Big Smile

yogisunam · May 2010

Not sure what I would say, but I think you should have a wienie roast tonight.

Mysterious_wife · May 2010

I would tell her you haven't been in elementry school in years, you would like to keep it that way.

roselln2 · May 2010

Mysterious_wife:
I would tell her you haven't been in elementry school in years, you would like to keep it that way.

So true! It amazes me that she is legally considered to be an adult. I'm surprised regularly that she doesn't hurt herself more often.

roselln2 · May 2010

yogisunam:
Not sure what I would say, but I think you should have a wienie roast tonight.

You guys are all invited to my house tonight! Bring marshmallows, hotdogs and anything else you want to roast over an open fire.

Stacy092306 · May 2010

roselln2:
yogisunam:
Not sure what I would say, but I think you should have a wienie roast tonight.
You guys are all invited to my house tonight! Bring marshmallows, hotdogs and anything else you want to roast over an open fire.

Let's make smores. Big Smile And if she tries to tattle on you for having a fire, we can kick her.

roselln2 · May 2010

Stacy-09/23/06:

roselln2:
yogisunam:
Not sure what I would say, but I think you should have a wienie roast tonight.
You guys are all invited to my house tonight! Bring marshmallows, hotdogs and anything else you want to roast over an open fire.

Let's make smores. And if she tries to tattle on you for having a fire, we can kick her.

Yes

I'm partial to head-butting, but a swift kick in the shins will do just fine!

LTF525 · May 2010

Smores. Nom nom nom.

How you feeling?

murphyec · May 2010

I woudl want to say "I know you are but what am I" and hang up on her. Leave her confused and possibly seeing how childish you think she is.

I am totally in for roasted weiners and smores!

HazelEyes730 · May 2010

I'm in. Although I'll just take the chocolate. I don't like marshmallows!

Oh and I probably have the least amount of drive time! Even better!

shotzie · May 2010

Did someone say smores? ::hops on plane:: I hope the fire pit police don't catch us!

roselln2 · May 2010

HazelEyes730:

I'm in. Although I'll just take the chocolate. I don't like marshmallows!

Oh and I probably have the least amount of drive time! Even better!

Where abouts to you live in Michigan? I'm in Novi. Your daughter is adorable. This is going to sound weird, but I have this strikingly beautiful cat that is named Kenley. I also love her middle name.

Here's a pic:

HazelEyes730 · May 2010

roselln2:
HazelEyes730:

I'm in. Although I'll just take the chocolate. I don't like marshmallows!

Oh and I probably have the least amount of drive time! Even better!

Where abouts to you live in Michigan? I'm in Novi. Your daughter is adorable. This is going to sound weird, but I have this strikingly beautiful cat that is named Kenley. I also love her middle name.

Here's a pic:

Thanks! It is a beautiful cat! Not weird at all.

You got PM

roselln2 · May 2010

HazelEyes730:
roselln2:
HazelEyes730:

I'm in. Although I'll just take the chocolate. I don't like marshmallows!

Oh and I probably have the least amount of drive time! Even better!

Where abouts to you live in Michigan? I'm in Novi. Your daughter is adorable. This is going to sound weird, but I have this strikingly beautiful cat that is named Kenley. I also love her middle name.

Here's a pic:

Thanks! It is a beautiful cat! Not weird at all.

You got PM