I posted this in FFC on 12-24.
I noticed there was a charge to amazon out of our account that I didn't make. He doesn't normally use that site, so I checked to make sure it was legit. He ordered me a vibrator. I am guessing it's for Mother's Day. He told me the other day that he bought me something anyways (I told him not to). I don't own one, we don't have any toys. I'm not opposed to owning one, it's just kind of a funny gift to get for Mother's Day. I'm glad I know about it though. I can't imagine what my face would have looked like if I opened it not knowing.
Also, my FFFC, I'm a little nervous about it. Like I said, we've never used toys, so I'm not sure how this is going to go!
Re: DH bought me a vibrator for Mother's Day
This cracks me up. I would have been grateful for a heads up too. The only two things that come to mind when picturing your face is this:

Happy Mothers Day!!
I do need to ask...have you ever talked about getting toys? Why would he just buy you one? Seems like an odd thing to "just buy". BTW, I'm not judging at all. We like our toys here.
I'm kind of jealous I'm probably only getting flowers! Ha-Ha
You'll know JUST what to do with it ha-ha there is no wrong way!!
Well, we've discussed it in passing before. He has mentioned that he's going to get one, but never has. Or when we drive past a toy shop, he will say something about it. Also, sex has not been great since I got pg and I'm thinking maybe he's trying to help. I guess I'll find out for sure this weekend.
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1st of all - LOL! That's hilarious! Have fun!
2nd:
Eeeewwww! Who would NOT clean it EVERY time it's used!?!?Everyone is right. They are AMAZING.
Since it's your first however, I will give you a little heads up. I don't what your sex drive is like right now, but if you find yourself REALLY enjoying it be careful about using it too long at one session or in one day. It can really numb things down there if it's a strong one and that can make it hard to control your pee. Lol.
When I was 18 I got one, crazy teen hormones and discovering my first O led me to a long session that resulted in my peeing all over the couch. LOL. I can't even imagine what it would be like pregnant.
This is my siggy. Love it.
no sh*t
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You will love it
OMG!
I would've been mortified! I've had some long sessions before and never had that happen. I hope no one was home or noticed it afterwards.
This is hysterical. Good advice, I defnitely won't forget it!
Indeed they are - solo or foreplay!
You. Will. Love. It.
haha. I was. No one was home and I'm a good cleaner....all was well. Lol.
This is my siggy. Love it.
LMAO!! I love that. I'm sure that's exactly what her face will looks like. I love mine. I even have a smaller one I got from Pure Romance I use when DH is on top since he can't hit "my spot" like that.
And as far as not washing it every time?? GROSS!
They also make plug-in ones too so you don't use any batteries
It's one that plugs into the wall. It's a Hitachi Magic Wand I think.
Oh, honey, you're about to experience a whole new world!!
You're SO lucky to have a husband who is into it (luckily mine is); a friend or two of mine have DHs who don't like "competing" with one! Trust me, you'll love it; just make sure to experiment with it until you figure out what works! Have a fun Mother's Day!!