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OL Tuesday!!!!!
It is tuesday, right? I sort of lose track of the days lately....
Bring 'em on ladies = )
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Re: OL Tuesday!!!!!
Dear Dyson - while I really appreciate the fact that my vacuum is still under warranty, and that it didn't cost me a dime to ship it to a repair facility, you have now had my vacuum for FOUR WEEKS and no one can tell me where it is!! Seriously?? Do you think I have a Dyson Animal for kicks?? 2 cats, a dog, and 2 kids... I keep having to borrow my neighbor's vacuum and it's getting old really quickly...
Dear Self - next time you decide that it's time to get in shape after being a sloth for 9 months, maybe a nice leisurely stroll would be a wiser choice than the 30 Day Shred - ouch, ouch, ouch...
Dear Evan - I have no idea what is bothering your poor belly so, but the painful grunting that starts every morning between 3am and 5 am and lasts for hours is killing me too. I do feel awful but really hope we can get to the bottom of it. I've cut out dairy, tried gripe water and mylicon drops, and so far nothing...
Dear Body,
Okay it's been six months since I gave birth and I am really wanting to get my old body back. I am trying but you are thwarting me with this hunger thing...and of course I am giving in...ugh! Could you at least be craving healthier stuff on a more consistent basis? I'd appreciate it!
Dear Willpower,
Where the heck are you? I need you to please come back and help me out here. This weight is getting old. Thanks!
Ditto this - as I sit and snack of Ruffles potato chips and french onion dip...
Dear m/s / night sickness / all day nausea,
Please go back to 1st tri where you belong. I don't have the time or patience to deal with you right now.
Dear Zofran,
I still love you.
Dear FIL: You Rock for leaving a slice of Cheesecake Factory carrot cheesecake in my fridge yesterday before you left town!
Dear DH: I promise I will do a better job teaching LO to share than I exhibited yesterday.
Dear Mom: giving me a whole bag of clothes then telling me I can just pass them along to charity "when I get done stretching them out" does not a happy daughter make. I love you anyway.
[repost from Aug Board]
Ouch!! That wasn't very nice.
A new one since I'm home:
Dear DH,
I feel like crap and you know all I wanted was a nap after work. Thanks for sitting 6 feet from me with your laptop and laughing loudly at some show while I tried to nap. I get that you have on headphones, but they don't filter out you laughing. Now I still feel like crap, plus I'm grumpy.
Dear sleep- WHERE DID YOU GO??? I have been up since 4:50 this morning & could not go back to sleep. I am so sleep that I am having to make my eyes stay open. Please, please, please let me sleep better tonight.
Dear boobs- STOP GROWING!!! I want my small B cup back.
Dear LO- Thank you for being so special to me right now. I am enjoying all the kicks & rolls that you do. You make me so happy!!!