I don't post much on here, but thought this might be appreciated.
A friend of mine just called and asked me if I thought she was in labor. For some reason, she's made me her official pregnancy and mothering expert (I'm flattered that she thinks I know so much - I'm just making it up as I go along here)
Tonight she explained how she feels and how her contractions feel (she *thinks* they're contractions) and wanted my official opinion on if "this is it" and how long it might be until she has the baby.
I had a really hard time not being sarcastic. 
Re: apparently I'm a labor predictor