Baby talk: what do you call farts?

greenclovers · April 2010

I know, ridiculous question. But I don't really want to teach my LO to say farts and I don't know what word to use instead.

lmdbww · April 2010

lol

We call them "toots" with DD.

gleasona · April 2010

We say fart. I never thought of it being bad. Hopefully he doesn't scream it in the grocery store (haha) but that could happen with lots of words.

Erin&Ryan · April 2010

We use "toot"

MrsT1209 · April 2010

Farts. Right now she finds them hilarious.

schnappycat · April 2010

We call them "toodles." I think he calls them "doodles," though. Someday he'll get the difference. LOL.

eesome · April 2010

Toots.

Dani123 · April 2010

We actually dont acknowledge them at all....not bc of any real reason, she just doesnt even break stride when she does, so since she doesnt, I dont either....except for saying 'excuse me'.

brittneycc1982 · April 2010

Farts. M announces it too, "I faughted!"

aimeelv · April 2010

We call them "farpooties" - it's something my nephew came up with when he was little. My mom would never let us say fart when we were kids!

fignewt74 · April 2010

I'm not sure who taught this to DS (maybe MIL?), but he calls it "gas"

It is hysterical!

momtoRaegan041008 · April 2010

Tooted or farted. She will fart and then say "wasn't me". It is the cutest.

zoe_cat · April 2010

We call them farts. And DD announces it all of the time. I guess "toot" does sound somewhat more polite.

GukesMary · April 2010

I say, "Did you pass gas?" or "fart" depends on my mood.

DD says, "poopies."

MamaNikki · April 2010

Pooters or Poots.

When he's sitting on the potty and farts, he likes to announce, "POOTED!!!"

Thanks, baby.

GLynn2009 · April 2010

Spush. DD1 taught this to DD2 and she likes to announce so no one know but us what she is saying. I am thankful because about a month ago all during church DD2 kept saying "I spushed".

Renee070806 · April 2010

i hate the word fart..it sounds so gross to me so we say poop
when ds says "i pooped" i say "did you poop gas or did you poop" and hell say "gas, excuse me"
he loves to blurt it out loud when anyone at all does it!

fIowerchild · April 2010

'fluffies'. I used to say fart but MH said I was crass!

married4love · April 2010

We say shooting ducks. Silly right? Just came out one day and it has stuck. Mostly he doesn't acknowledge it, but sometimes he'll say "I shootin' ducks!"

Mama Jan · April 2010

toots

acppa · April 2010

We just say fart. I tried to say toot but DH put a stop to that.

Now when DH farts DS will scream "Daddy farted" and laugh like it's the best thing in the world. Boys....

ms_mellor · April 2010

Toots

The other day, at the dinner table, DD announced 'Dandad toots all time at Nanny Dandad house' (meaning that her Grandad toots all the time at his house), which is the longest sentence she has ever said...I almost spit out my spaghetti...and my dad was super proud

cosmogal7498 · April 2010

You are going to think I am Crazy, I don't necessarily say it out loud in public but when I was little my babysitter back then used to say to us, did you FannyBurp? So every now and then I say it too! LOL!

So fannyburp!