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s/o Target

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I was in there the other day (there's one like 3 minutes from Morning Job) and this little old lady has apparently mistaken Target for the YMCA.

She was speedwalking up and down the aisles.  She never once glanced at an item in the store.  She was looking straight ahead and walking as fast as she possibly could.

It was hilarious and if I could have somehow gotten video of her without her seeing me I would have done it in a heartbeat.

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  • buckinbuckin
    Who are you and what did you do with CB? Because the CB I know would have taken a video with her phone blatantly and laughed while doing it.
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  • PinkRosesPinkRoses member
    Is it really hot where you are, and maybe she didn't have access to air conditioning?  I agree, that is really bizarre.  Go to the mall, lady!
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  • crownedbeecrownedbee member

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    Who are you and what did you do with CB? Because the CB I know would have taken a video with her phone blatantly and laughed while doing it.

    True, but I was in a bigass hurry.  That was the day my hair was driving me insane and I had like 20 minutes to get from Morning Job to target for something to hold my hair up to Afternoon Job.  I was in too big of a hurry to waste time laughing at some dumb old lady.

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    imagePinkRoses:
    Is it really hot where you are, and maybe she didn't have access to air conditioning?  I agree, that is really bizarre.  Go to the mall, lady!

    Not on the day she was walking.  It was 65-70 degrees outside that day.

    My mom joked that maybe she got kicked out of the walk-the-mall group.

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  • PinkRosesPinkRoses member

    Lol @ your mom.  Maybe there are turf wars going on at the mall... "I better not see you speed-walking by the Penney's!  That's OUR turf!"

    Due to the ongoing mall-walker wars, her turf got whittled down to the area between the food court and the Hot Topic, and she just wasn't able to get a good sweat going.

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  • SweetPeanisSweetPeanis member
    Seriously when I was overdue and wanted Em out, I walked all over Target!!!  I pushed a cart with stuff in it so people didn't think I was strange, but I couldn't walk outside due to the cold and I wanted her out!!!
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    haha old people are the worst at doing stuff when other are trying to do something!
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  • jen~n~brettjen~n~brett member
    When I worked at Target we had an older guy who came into walk the store every morning. He would do his walk, then come up to Starbucks, get a tall decaf coffee and sit and do his crossword. Everyone in the store knew him and he knew everyone else. It was to the point that the store got him a birthday card, and he bought christmas gifts for all of us.
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