My DH always asks for condoms, even though we have plenty in the house. I'm not sure how much sex he thinks he is going to get. I think he is delusional.
At least yours contributes to a list. Left to his own devices, my DH comes home with chips, ice cream and mac n' cheese. Oh, and slim-jims if he's really treating himself.
Re: My DH is a 5 year old
haha.
you left off Fluff and Doritos