I wish we had more festivals. All we get are RibFest and nearby there is WeFest (which is not fun for me since I dislike country music and don't drink). If you go to the surrounding small towns you can get stuff like Potato Days, Loco Days, Watermelon Days, and any other sort of fruit or vegetable day you can imagine though. I'm just too lazy to drive to other towns.
Re: The bus is leaving!
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
Well, less so on the Oktoberfest. Sausage and beer sounds not so good to me right now.
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."