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An open letter to my reproductive system

BubblyToesBubblyToes member
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Uterus, I'm looking at you.

I realize that you bitches are lazy assholes that don't want to carry another child at the moment.  But that does not give you license to freak *** out on me when my period starts.  These wicked cramps?  Not cool.  The, um, heavy stuff?  Yeah.  That sucks a big fat one as well. 

 If you would put all your energy into something positive, like, I don't know, getting knocked up, that would be great.  Surely that would be more fun than trying to kill each other, which is what it feels like you're trying to do right now.

 Mmmmkay?

Kill all my demons and my angels might die too. -Tennessee Williams

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You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.
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    eclaireseclaires member

    I swear to god if men had monthly cycles, none of this would happen.

    Sorry bubs!

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    AnneUCSBAnneUCSB member
    Hang in there!  Maybe your uterus is just doing some major Spring Cleaning to be sure everything is spic and span for your upcoming BFP and ready to house a baby soon :)
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    *Amy**Amy*

    imageAnneUCSB:
    Hang in there!  Maybe your uterus is just doing some major Spring Cleaning to be sure everything is spic and span for your upcoming BFP and ready to house a baby soon :)

     

    Ditto this! :)

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    Hooray2005Hooray2005 member
    image*Amy*:

    imageAnneUCSB:
    Hang in there!  Maybe your uterus is just doing some major Spring Cleaning to be sure everything is spic and span for your upcoming BFP and ready to house a baby soon :)

     

    Ditto this! :)

    Seems like a perfectly reasonable explanation :)  ((((hugs))))

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    MelandJeffMelandJeff
    I am sorry Bubs. It will happen, just you wait and see. Besides, you dont want to share the spotlight with these other PG b!tches now do you?
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