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PIP: what my child is really like

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Thing 1 = April 2008, 38weeks 8lbs 7oz 19in
Thing 2 = May 2009, Stillborn 33weeks 4lbs 9oz 18in
Thing 3 = October 2010, 27weeks 4days 2lbs 4oz 14.25in


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Re: PIP: what my child is really like

  • Her and Riley could be BFFs.  Breakfast coversation usually goes something like this...

    "Hey baby could you eat some more of your eggs?  No?  Ok, well do you want any more milk before I take it away?  Do you - get your finger out of your nose!  Riley, please stop picking your nose.  Seriously, it's gross.  Yucky.  Ewwwwww!  OMG, stop it!  Fine, whatever, be gross."

    all while I'm trying to physically remove her finger from her nose and she's laughing at me.  I've given up. 

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  • LOL here is our daily conversation

    c: momma, hey, hey you mommy
    me: what chloe?
    c: look, mommy *with her finger in her nose*
    me: chloe, get your finger out of your nose, that is so nasty
    c: laughing
    me: chloe, really that is nasty *as i walk over to her*
    c: *pulling her finger out of her nose* eww look momma, a booga (usually its just snot)
    me: EWWW chloe, lets go wipe it in a tissue and wash your hands
    c: here momma *as she wipes it on my pants*

    Thing 1 = April 2008, 38weeks 8lbs 7oz 19in
    Thing 2 = May 2009, Stillborn 33weeks 4lbs 9oz 18in
    Thing 3 = October 2010, 27weeks 4days 2lbs 4oz 14.25in


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  • hahaha! I love your classy ladies!
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  • imagecaffinated_tulip:
    hahaha! I love your classy ladies!

    yep, my kid is also the one that farts in her sleep and laughs! and if she farts when she is awake she instantly laughs and announces to everyone that she farted

    Thing 1 = April 2008, 38weeks 8lbs 7oz 19in
    Thing 2 = May 2009, Stillborn 33weeks 4lbs 9oz 18in
    Thing 3 = October 2010, 27weeks 4days 2lbs 4oz 14.25in


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  • imageMrsShrek1028:

    imagecaffinated_tulip:
    hahaha! I love your classy ladies!

    yep, my kid is also the one that farts in her sleep and laughs! and if she farts when she is awake she instantly laughs and announces to everyone that she farted

    DUDE I'm telling you... BFF's.  Riley gets walking farts first thing in the morning and thinks it's hilarious to toddle around the house while farting.  She sat on Nathan's head the other day, strained until she farted on him, and then walked away laughing.  Poor N, he was so traumatized.  LOL

  • imageleslie13510:

    She sat on Nathan's head the other day, strained until she farted on him, and then walked away laughing.  Poor N, he was so traumatized.  LOL



    DYING! She's so Klassy.
  • imageleslie13510:

    DUDE I'm telling you... BFF's.  Riley gets walking farts first thing in the morning and thinks it's hilarious to toddle around the house while farting.  She sat on Nathan's head the other day, strained until she farted on him, and then walked away laughing.  Poor N, he was so traumatized.  LOL

     This made me laugh until diet coke came out of my nose.

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  • imageleslie13510:
    imageMrsShrek1028:

    imagecaffinated_tulip:
    hahaha! I love your classy ladies!

    yep, my kid is also the one that farts in her sleep and laughs! and if she farts when she is awake she instantly laughs and announces to everyone that she farted

    DUDE I'm telling you... BFF's.  Riley gets walking farts first thing in the morning and thinks it's hilarious to toddle around the house while farting.  She sat on Nathan's head the other day, strained until she farted on him, and then walked away laughing.  Poor N, he was so traumatized.  LOL

    yep they were meant to be BFF's!

    Thing 1 = April 2008, 38weeks 8lbs 7oz 19in
    Thing 2 = May 2009, Stillborn 33weeks 4lbs 9oz 18in
    Thing 3 = October 2010, 27weeks 4days 2lbs 4oz 14.25in


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  • Seriously, Riley must have a really evolved sense of humor!  That's something 12 year old boys do!  For a one year old to even think of that, and to know it's funny.... I'm impressed!

    And yes, it IS funny. :)

    But I do feel sorry for N.  Poor little man. :(

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