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OL tuesday!!! Bring it on!!
Gotta say, I've been a little disappointed with the lack of participation on this! I know you all have SOMETHING to say!!!
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Re: OL tuesday!!! Bring it on!!
Dear powers-that-be - THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for my neighbor's husband getting the job offer. Now they don't have to move and I am SO happy!!!
Dear DH - just because I very often make reference to my double or triple chin does NOT give you permission to comment on it.
I'm sure I have more, but I'll start with these = )
Dear A--hole Manager (thankfully not mine)....When I have asked you and your employees NICELY to stop whistling becuase it is annoying and disrespectful in the work place, I do not appreciate you making fun of me and then proceeding to continue to do it ON PURPOSE just so that you are bothering me. This will earn you another report to HR REAL FAST there buddy...
Dear ILs, Why must you be so freaking strange???
Dear Sweet Avery - Oh where did you go? Please come back soon. The Cranky McCrankerson lookalike that is sitting in for you is not a pleasant child to be around. I miss my sweet girl!
Dear OB,
Please ask me if I want a c/s before sending the nurse in to prep me for one.
Dear weight,
Stay away!
Dear feet and ankles, the swelling has got to stop!! I watch my sodium and drink plenty of water, however you still appear to be HUGE!!
Dear JCPenney, I really hope that you get your crap together and get lil baby's furniture delivered soon!! You've given me the run around long enough.
Dear round ligament pain,
Please go away! I don't like the sharp stabbing feeling that happens every time I sneeze, which is often in the spring.
Dear pollen,
Can you please fly somewhere else now? I'm tired of you and so is my nose.
Dear DH,
I'm so excited for you going to Nashville this week for the songwriter's convention. I think it's a great opportunity and I hope the producers you meet love your song(s). With that being said, as silly as it is, I'm so worried that I'm going to go into labor or something while you're gone. PLEASE answer your phone while you're gone! I don't care if you're in the middle of a meeting. If I call, you better answer. Also, I promise not to call during the day unless I'm in labor
Dear Baby,
Due to me being borderline GD you are enormous. I'm trying everything I know (no more sugar, no more processed white carbs, etc.) to keep your growth in check, but you continue to get huge. Please stop eating all of Mommy's blood sugar so that they don' t have to cut my tummy open to get you out.
Dear Co-irker,
Yes, I'm huge. I get it. Thanks. You don't have to keep reminding me every day of how big I am. I still have 6 weeks to go and I'm only going to get bigger. I truly don't need a daily reminder from you, the fact that I can hardly tie my shoes is reminder enough.
Dear Body,
You have lost at least 13 lbs now, so please start showing it! I'd really like to look like I'm losing weight too. But, thanks for not being as big of a hungry hungry hippo here lately
Dear Cycle,
Could you make up your mind? These breakthrough spots aren't any fun for me.
Dear Sleep- Oh how I miss you!!!
Dear heartburn- Why do you continue to hang around? You are making my life miserable.
Dear TVA thank you for letting my hubby go back to regular 8 hour 5 day a week shifts..6 weeks of 12 hour shifts 6 days a week are plenty...also thank you for giving him a three day weekend this upcoming weekend!
Dear Aubrey..mommy would really appreciate it if you'd stop sticking your finger down your throat and gagging yourself. I'm tired of cleaning up spit up constantly!
That's awesome!!!
Dear mother that I'm friends with on FB: your posts about parenting are really making me angry and sad for your baby. further, before thinking it's just random that your child has had multiple lung infections, you may want to reevaluate your decision to walk around in a cloud of smoke all day.
I've been holding that in and have had no appropriate place to say it!
Dear Etsy seller,
I ordered an 18-month shortall from you so my child could wear it throughout the summer. I know your page says your sizes run small, but the 9 month shortall I got from Remember Nguyen is slightly bigger than the one you made me! It *just* fits J in the straddle. So thanks for the I-still-hope-he-can-wear-it-Sunday Easter outfit. Grr!
Dear GMIL,
I know as the matriarch of the family, you feel like you should watch over everyone. I do not, however, need you to drive by my house 3 or 4 times a day to "check on things." I also don't need you to call and ask where we are if we aren't home. DH and I are two adults (surprise!) who can handle a house and going out into public unsupervised.
Dear MIL,
You are driving me CRAZY!!!!!!! When you ask me a question and I give you an answer, don't ask the same question mutiple times a day because you don't like the answer I gave you! I really wish I could tell you exactly how I feel but you would get your feelings hurt.
**There is a lot more I could say but I have to go feed Aidan now.**