I dropped the F bomb. My mom chided me. I told H to say it, he didn't. I called him a P#$$y. He said it. Mom chided him. Dad said "if we all say it at the same time, she can't yell at us all".
Dad counted: 1, 2, 3
Dad and I held it, H yelled out F**K!
Dad and I laughed. H immediately got up, said "I really hate you guys" and walked away.
I'm STILL laughing about it.
Re: Like father, like daughter
I like your family.
Mmmm...cake!
I was with my dad once and we ran into an old hs friend of his. He said "you must be X's kid, you look just like him"
Straight faced, I replied "Actually I'm adopted. My birth parents are Korean."
The guy stared at me and said "Holy crap, X, they cloned you into a woman"
:-P
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
Mommy to DS#1 7/1/04 and DS#2 6/15/07
M/C 2/16/10 at 9wks 5 days~ D&C 2/18/10
BFP#4 5/17/11 C/P.
BFP#5 11/30/12 Surprise! DS#3 born 7/29/13