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Toddlers: 12 - 24 Months
goodtobethelarkster
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LO saying embarassing things: I can't be the only one.
goodtobethelarkster
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Has your little one ever busted out with an embarassing phrase? Please share. Think of it as balm for a fellow Nesties pain. 
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Re: LO saying embarassing things: I can't be the only one.
The Mouse ~ 06.12.08 | The Froggy ~ 02.23.11
She doesn't quite say embarrassing things yet, but she sure gets great joy in pulling my shirt down and having me flash everyone in the vicinity. How's that?
Mags is a smart, awesome kid, and you're a great mom. Not everyone is as perfect as others, and who wants to be?
Why, yes. Yes, I believe it does.
But where did he *learn* that Totty!?! Shouldn't you have known the perfect response at the time?! Geez.
Its my own stupid fault for teaching him proper body part names. If I had just been calling his penis a 'cookie' or something, none of this would have happened, lol.
He also likes to grab the pug's penis (yes, in fact GRAB and PULL on the poor dog's wang) and yell 'PEEN!' as well.
The Mouse ~ 06.12.08 | The Froggy ~ 02.23.11
DD pointed to my boobs one day and said "tatas!" I have NO idea where she got that because neither DH or I use that word. DH still got blamed for it though.
Poor Rosco! He's probably like "WTF? Why is this kid yanking my wang? Damn, that hurts!"
My daughter will probably do this one day:) I saw your FB post! lol...BUT...this will help you:
My dad owns a business...my mom stayed home with me when I was little and we would often go visit my dad at work. While my mom and dad would talk, I would bounce between all the co-workers, chatting them up, talk to customers, etc. Well, once I apparently went up to a customer (a good customer no less) and said "you're fat, really really fat" my dad said he turned all shades of red. (But to this day he tells me that she was also extremely obese, so I wasn't wrong...I just didn't know that I wasn't supposed to let everyone know that!)
THEN, on another occasion (different day), same scenario, I went up to another customer and told him that he smelled:) (Now, in my defense, he was a hog farmer...so he really did smell!)
Apparently, my dad looked at my mom and said "Get her out of here..." haha!!
ohhhh kids:)
We go bowling every friday night because my parents are on a league, a few weeks ago DD grabbed the rear end of the lady they were playing against and yelled "BUTT"
Thats what I get for teaching DD her body parts
My DD tells us when she needs a diaper change by waving her hand in front of her noes and saying "PU." She does this when she or anyone else toots- it can be very embaressing!
Bahaha! This made me LOL.
"Mommy! BOOBIES!! Look, those are boobies! YOU have BOOBIES Mommy!!" Shouted while walking through Target. I corrected him that they are BRAS.
And, on another trip through Target when the wee one was crabby in the cart, a woman passing us in an aisle gave him a "poor thing" look and he yelled, "DONT LOOK AT ME, LADY!" Luckily she had a sense of humor...or a 2 year old of her own
I'm sorry but this post seriously just made me LOL. I needed that
Not really something Brock said, but what he did:
Since its warmer here I am wearing sundresses much more...well Brock has a fascination with my belly button and patting my tummy and saying "awww baby". Well we were at a restaurant the other day and were sitting outside near a play area that was set up for the kids...so Brock was roaming about freely. He came over to me and totally tried lifting up my dress saying "baby! baby!"Not necessarily embarassing...but kind of odd. lol
Alaina's not too talkative yet, but she does have the pee, strip, rip and bomb down. With her diaper. And she has no qualms about doing this in public. She pees, immediately strips her clothes off, grabs the diaper tabs one handed, rips her diaper off chippendale style, and throws her diaper like she's throwing a grenade.
Oh here's one for you. A few years ago I was babysitting my friend's 3 y.o. We were out in a public restroom and she had to poop. So I'm like, ok, got this. Put her on the potty, and go to stand outside the stall. She's in there talking to her poop. Loudly. "Poo poo, please come out. Jennifer, my poo poo's stuck!! Will you tell my poo poo to come out? It's stuuuckk!!!" And I'm dying. I'm like, "elizabeth. please whisper to your poo poo, okay?" no, that's not good enough. *I* have to talk to it. I wanted.to.die. All the while there are people coming in and out of this bathroom and I'm trying to shut her up and talk her poo out at the same time.