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OK just so y'all know...

I totally adore the fact that I got married to a douchebag and that he left me 3 days later. And, I totally adore the fact that the asshats that DON'T belong on this board are throwing it into my face. Way to go. Y'all are marvelous. Carry on being wonderful douchefaces. :)

Re: OK just so y'all know...

  • I think you are confused by the definition of adore.
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  • imagewingedbride:
    I think you are confused by the definition of adore.

     And,  I'm 100% sure you're confused by the definition of sarcasm.

  • um, yeaaaaaah

  • Where was sarcasm discussed? 
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  • None of this explains the name Rylen.
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  • imagetalltalltrees:
    None of this explains the name Rylen.

    It's French.

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  • imagetalltalltrees:
    None of this explains the name Rylen.

    SHE'S DOING THE BEST THAT SHE CAN! YOU DON'T KNOW HER!

    So it goes.
  • imagetalltalltrees:
    None of this explains the name Rylen.

    I assumed she got the name Ryan off the engrish.com website.

  • Yeah. Thats F*cking awesome. Say *** about a 5 months old name.

    You guys rock. Seriously.

     

  • imageSarahBethBR:

    imagetalltalltrees:
    None of this explains the name Rylen.

    It's French.

    oh god, that left me laughing in the aisles. Whew!  oui oui, c'est fran?ais! 

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  • Well, a 5 month old's name doesn't really reflect on the child.  It reflects on the parent.

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  • imageShahlala:

    Yeah. Thats F*cking awesome. Say *** about a 5 months old name.

    You guys rock. Seriously.

     

    She chose her own name? That's amazing! 

    So it goes.
  • imageSarahBethBR:

    Well, a 5 month old's name doesn't really reflect on the child.  It reflects on the parent.

    So this means you're naming your child "Stupid condescending judgemental ***." Right? Because, thats what you seem to be.

     

  • imageEmmybean:

    She chose her own name? That's amazing! 

    Pssst.  I think Rylen is a boy.

    Also my computer is trying to correct Rylen to Xylene.  I call dibs on that for my first born.

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  • imageEmmybean:
    imageShahlala:

    Yeah. Thats F*cking awesome. Say *** about a 5 months old name.

    You guys rock. Seriously.

     

    She chose her own name? That's amazing! 

    It also explains it.  

  • imageShahlala:

    So this means you're naming your child "Stupid condescending judgemental ***." Right? Because, thats what you seem to be.

     

    I'll give you judgemental, condescending in certain circumstances.  I can certainly be a biitch.  But I'm far from stupid.

    Should I give you a list of standardized test scores to prove it?  That seems to be the preferred method of proof around here.

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  • imageShahlala:
    imageSarahBethBR:

    Well, a 5 month old's name doesn't really reflect on the child.  It reflects on the parent.

    So this means you're naming your child "Stupid condescending judgemental ***." Right? Because, thats what you seem to be.

     

    First, this doesn't make sense.

    Second, where DID the name come from?  You still haven't answered.

  • imageSarahBethBR:

    imagetalltalltrees:
    None of this explains the name Rylen.

    It's French.

    You are confused. That is Rylen'.
    image Josephine is 4.
  • imageShahlala:
    imageSarahBethBR:

    Well, a 5 month old's name doesn't really reflect on the child.  It reflects on the parent.

    So this means you're naming your child "Stupid condescending judgemental ***." Right? Because, thats what you seem to be.

     

    I don't think that would fit on a birth certificate.

  • imageSarahBethBR:
    imageShahlala:

    So this means you're naming your child "Stupid condescending judgemental ***." Right? Because, thats what you seem to be.

     

    I'll give you judgemental, condescending in certain circumstances.  I can certainly be a biitch.  But I'm far from stupid.

    Should I give you a list of standardized test scores to prove it?  That seems to be the preferred method of proof around here.

    Be careful - anything that is used for fact or logic tends to disappear around here.

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  • imagelanie30:
    imageSarahBethBR:

    imagetalltalltrees:
    None of this explains the name Rylen.

    It's French.

    You are confused. That is Rylen'.

    No no, the accent is for the feminine form.  Rylen' would be for a girl.

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  • imageSarahBethBR:
    imageEmmybean:

    She chose her own name? That's amazing! 

    Pssst.  I think Rylen is a boy.

    Also my computer is trying to correct Rylen to Xylene.  I call dibs on that for my first born.

    Well shiit. Now I've gone and offended boy babies everywhere *pats belly and apologizes to vaginal-impaired fetus inside* "I'm sorry MPF, hopefully you will name yourself something that clearly designates your surely gigantic balls".

    So it goes.
  • imagewingedbride:
    imageShahlala:
    imageSarahBethBR:

    Well, a 5 month old's name doesn't really reflect on the child.  It reflects on the parent.

    So this means you're naming your child "Stupid condescending judgemental ***." Right? Because, thats what you seem to be.

     

    I don't think that would fit on a birth certificate.

    it's bytch. I spell it with a Y. Because she is a girl.
    image Josephine is 4.
  • Dammit, people, I need to be finishing my laundry.  Stop bringing me back in!!
  • imagelanie30:

     it's bytch. I spell it with a Y. Because she is a girl.

    What if it's a boy?  Butch?

    Hmmmm.  Nope.  not unique enough.

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  • imageEmmybean:

    imagetalltalltrees:
    None of this explains the name Rylen.

    SHE'S DOING THE BEST THAT SHE CAN! YOU DON'T KNOW HER!

    Emmybean, I pph you.  

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  • imageEmmybean:
    imageSarahBethBR:
    imageEmmybean:

    She chose her own name? That's amazing! 

    Pssst.  I think Rylen is a boy.

    Also my computer is trying to correct Rylen to Xylene.  I call dibs on that for my first born.

    Well shiit. Now I've gone and offended boy babies everywhere *pats belly and apologizes to vaginal-impaired fetus inside* "I'm sorry MPF, hopefully you will name yourself something that clearly designates your surely gigantic balls".

    I might be late to the party, but still.....

    /DEAD 

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