3rd Trimester

just saw a post on shaving blind and thought i share...

 

on tuesday i "shaved blind"... my intentions were actually to just trim up the edges a little. dh said he'd help me, but i'm just not there yet, so i wanted to try it myself. so i did the deed, shaved my legs and trimmed a little or so i thought. 

had my 36 wk check up. dh showed up a little late after i had already seen the nurse, but was waiting for the dr in nothing but my hospital gown. dr came in, did his thing... checked my ankles for swelling and as he touched my leg i jokingly made the comment "you are lucky i shaved for you".

so doctor leaves and i hop down off the table and drop my hospital gown to start putting on my clothes and dh looks at me (down there) and bursts out laughing... he hadn't seen me after i had shaved the night before. he goes "omg, look in the mirror, you look like edwards scissor hands!"... so i looked and there i am, half shaved and half wildebeest! it did not look pretty! why didn't i check that out in the mirror when i was done shaving?! won't make that mistake again - dh took my shaving privelages away saying he was worried i would injure his unborn child - it was that bad!

obviously the doctor didn't say anything when he saw that, but he had to have noticed and thought some interesting thoughts to himself - i honestly don't know how he kept a straight face!

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Re: just saw a post on shaving blind and thought i share...

  • LOL!  I def looked in the mirror! 
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  • I'm sure the dr. sees worse all the time...you get points for effort!
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  • LMFAO. THIS story is amazing.
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  • haha...I'm sorry but that is hilarious!!!

    I trimmed up down their awhile ago and had DH look while I was doing it to make sure everything was "straight"

    My Midwife while starting to give me an internal (She was feeling her way in) said "I have the hardest time finding your vagina..*looks at DH*...You don't have that problem do you?" she was joking, my DH was like "uh...obviously not!"

    Doctors see it all..I'm sure he's "seen worse"

     

  • you poor thing!!  You just gave me such a huge laugh though!!
  • too funny! I finally had to cave and ask DH for help. I do what I can and then I call him in to touch up for me.
  • lol, very nice. 

    I have been shaving my legs from the knees down, but have had DH help with the rest.  Can't see a thing there anymore and can barely reach.  He was a good sport and I even got him to clip my toe nails for me. 

  • I think I just peed a little...hahahaha 
  • LOL.....you definitely get points for effort!! 

    I gave up trimming down there a while back and am dreading the first internal exam when I have to 'bare all.' 

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    LMFAO. THIS story is amazing.

    Love it!  :)

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  • imagekaratechrissy:
    LMFAO. THIS story is amazing.

    Love it!  :)

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  • i understand not wanting to have a wild bush, when your lady bits are getting so much attention towards the end of the 3rd tri.  But i will never understand what so many women are obsessed with shaving and 'looking nice" down there. And you keep trying to do it, even at your own peril.
  • LOLOLOL! This post made my day! You definitely get lots of points for trying :)
  • hahaha..I did this too except minus the dr. I trimmed for DH when I was still comfortable for sexy time. When I said something about making things neat down there for him he just laughed & told me that I had a huge triangle that I had missed. I tried pulling it off as I had wanted that look but he definitely knew better! From there on when I actually do trim I make sure I check things out in the mirror before I decided I'm done!
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    haha...I'm sorry but that is hilarious!!!

    I trimmed up down their awhile ago and had DH look while I was doing it to make sure everything was "straight"

    My Midwife while starting to give me an internal (She was feeling her way in) said "I have the hardest time finding your vagina..*looks at DH*...You don't have that problem do you?" she was joking, my DH was like "uh...obviously not!"

    Doctors see it all..I'm sure he's "seen worse"

     

    LMAO..this story is good too! At least she has a sense of humor! I think I would have peed a little from laughing so hard if my OB said that!

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  • NICE. I've been moving DH's shaving mirror to a much lower position on the shower wall.
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  • LOL...sounds like something I would do

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  • LMAO!  I just outbursted out of nowhere sitting at my desk.. Got some weird looks from my coworkers.. :p

    Thanks for this, it made my day!!

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  • I cannot stop laughing...I am in tears...this happened to me except I didn't have to deal with the dr part...the hubs pointed it out...I am luaghing so hard I told the girl in the cube next to me who was recently pregnant...she is laughing hysterically too.
  • i have a mirror that i can take in the shower with me to shave with... gotta see what im doing especially down there!
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  • OMG I'm so sorry but I am LMAO at this one. 
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  • my DH is scared to help me...thanks for nothing!
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  • I just laughed so hard when I read this. When DH asked what I was laughing at, I just told him he would have to be my "supervisor" soon and then explained the story. He was laughing and told me he would supervise any time! What a guy :) Thanks for the end of the day pick-me-up post!!


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  • Oh man - that is hilarious! I can't even bend over enough to get to my legs (standing or sitting). I fear that if I try to attempt anything more exotic (if you will) that I might lose some of my most favorite parts. Sorry, doc....
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